pionel pandres pessi

A finished football player Who score tap ins agaist small relegation teams.Examples are: eibar, estonia, bolivia, jamaica and many others.

I saw pionel pandres pessi Ghosting agaist big teams

by Rapepsidog November 29, 2022

Pedosexual

Something sick and twisted that doesn't exist so shut the fuck up.

"Damn frank think that he's a pedosexual when he's just a child molester."

by 91fucking1 April 26, 2019

Pedosexual

A child rapist or molestor..people who like having sex with children and want their disgusting sexual perversion to be recognized as another type of sexuality, such as homosexuality, bisexuality or trans-sexuality, hence calling themselves pedosexuals

Child rapists and molestors now want equal rights and acceptance. They’re calling themselves pedosexuals rather than pedophiles and they want to be included in the LGBTQ movement...how sick and disgusting!

by EbonySky June 8, 2018

Pionel Pessi

An Argentinian pillager and pen merchant that visits the homegrounds of Spanish relegation teams to rob three points from them by scoring penalties. Nothing else he does is very notable, as he has a habit for disappearing for months at a time and only re-emerging to score pens against Eibar.

Born and raised in Eibar, my grandfather used to tell me stories about Pionel Pessi.

by Kaneisabottler August 2, 2021

pedosmile

Phenomenon where, when photographed, a pedophile will always have a creepy, lopsided grin which screams "I molest children". Such pictures are in sharp contrast to those of normal people, who generally have a deer-caught-in-the-headlights expression, and conventional felons such as murderers, who always frown. Typical features of a a pedosmile include tight, discolored lips, visible tounge, concealed teeth, a cocked head, twisted facial features, a bald forehead, disheveled hair, and a general aura of faggotry. Used in conjunction with other indicators, the pedosmile is an excellent method of early pedophile identification.

I was going to help that man find his puppy in exchange for candy, but then I saw that he had a pedosmile.

by Eidako April 13, 2006

Pedosexual

Literal human garbage that should be sectioned and shot.

Hey have you heard that mark is a pedosexual?
No he's a child molester and should be hung.

by ChiefParstington November 1, 2018

pessimistic pete

Easily the most negative person in a group of people that are otherwise having a great time. But instead of keeping it to himself, it becomes his mission the fuck the fun up for anybody that looks too happy.

BRO 1: Hey I got these four girls to come back to chill with us at the house!

BRO 2: these girls don't like you bro, they're just gonna smoke your shit up, drink the liquor and leave. I bet at least two of them have the herp, either way this shit is weak don't bring them over I got shit to do at noon tomorrow.

BRO 1: never fails always such a fucking pessimistic pete..

by Cpt.AMERICA August 27, 2010