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Perverted Justice

When you're at a wild party, or in any situation and you catch a guy hooking up with a passed-out drunk girl who is way younger than him, preferrably underage, you pull him off of her and repeatedly kick him in the face.
I saw this obnoxious looking wigger who was at least 18 banging this hot wasted freshman the other night, and I gave him perverted justice.
by superlativeshane March 13, 2011
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Perverted Monks

That guy who stands way too close to you in Church.
dude1: "ow, something hard poked me..."
dude2: "Holy shit! It was that group of Perverted Monks"
by lolpiggy September 13, 2011
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perverted exhibitionist

A guy who all he wants to do is jerk off to younger girls all the time. The younger she is the bigger my dick and the more I would whack it like a retarded loser for life in front of her or on the computer
Ryan is a perverted exhibitionist who is always thinking about being a better one
by Obsessedguy40 September 19, 2016
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Perverted snickerbar

Perverted snickerbar is someone so perverted that they turn into a snickerbar.
damiam: I love feet
lers: What are you a perverted snickerbar
damiam turns into a snickerbar
by OtakuOfculture January 19, 2022
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PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT

Simply put a word or phrase in the ENTIRE EXHAUSTIVE usage that can be subverted and/or perverted.

Testimony to as never hurts.
Definition of subvert
transitive verb. MERIAM WEBSTER CREDIT

1: to overturn or overthrow from the foundation : RUIN, DESTROY
2: to pervert or corrupt by an undermining of morals, allegiance, or faith.
The telling me and " CAN YOU HEAR THEM, TALKING ABOUT YOU" as by away from you "G0SSIP is happening and you can find them fast as just say GO PISS as everybody around you who are indulgent on the GOGO TOLK (interpretation) have had been SUBVERTED into the PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT as an amazing VERBAL EVENT.

Is it so bad to stop the DESTROY by using PERVERTED VERBAL ENLIGHTENMENT and hit the STY RODE on the PYRONES farm between SPAIN AND FRANCE and truly study the ODOR that emanates from there.
by DISTRAUGHT May 13, 2022
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Perverted Poverty

Used as both a noun and a verb, A term used to describe one way the wealthy behave regarding money. They view money as a simple disposable commodity because of the amount they’ve acquired.

Despite the fact they can modestly buy a quality product that will last, they’ll simply spend on the first cheapest item they see in a lazy attempt to “save money” rather than acknowledging or appreciating the wealth they have. They’ll spend on small extravagant things all the time such as expensive scented soaps, and because the size of the product is small, they can use their flawed logic to justify the purchase. When a purchase that needs to be done is a little more expensive, such as buying a new router, they’ll find the first cheap one on Amazon with an ok rating claiming that it’ll help save money, which it won’t in the long run.

These kinds of people often claim that they don’t have much and need to spend wisely, especially to appear more modest to others. They’ll continue living a pseudo-poverty lifestyle without putting in the effort to realize their priorities are in the wrong place. People who live this lifestyle often also act confused or disappointed in those with less income who spend more for quality items since they refuse to understand the alternative perspective.

Essentially, they’re an adult flavor of spoiled rich silver-spoon brat.
Billy was ashamed to invite his friends over because his parents lived in perverted poverty; he didn’t want people to think he would gloat his money just because his parents didn’t appreciate their wealth.
by juicybones June 19, 2023
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The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015
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