Unspoken Permission Slip

youre i bed with a girl, and you arent quite sure if shes gonna give it up....then, low and behold, she discretely slides her pants off claiming, "ugh i hate sleeping in these pants theyre so uncomfortable". And pow no more suspence you know what to do.

Dude, i wasnt sure if i was gna get laid but when i got back from the bathroom she gave me the unspoken permission slip and i knew i was good to go....i smashed it up

by Trip McNeily January 9, 2010

Inner-thigh Permission

Permission someone would give you to allow you to touch their inner-thigh

Brodie: yo dude Heidi finally gave me inner-thigh permission

by uncle reamus May 12, 2019

sorry for looking into your eyes without permission

“sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” if you see a video and is getting bad vibes from it comment on that video and say “sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” because if you don’t thaf specific character can be in your dreams, or when you wake up it will watch you while you sleep. you could also supposedly get sa hurt killed and much more. Stay Safe

“i js saw this scary video jake i’m really spooked out” jake- “comment on the video and say” sorry for looking into your eyes without permission” then your all good sarah”

by anonymous July 25, 2023

Chicken Permission

Reaching maximum stoney bolony levels

Symptoms include:

-Severe cotton mouth
-Severe munchies
-75% squinting of the eyelids

-Excessive impulse to talk in depth about random things

Me: Yo, Pj, I can’t smoke anymore
Pj: Why not?
Me: Im already chicken permissioned

by Cgstuds17 June 11, 2018

chicken permission

so like when you eating something bomb mah nigga and you gotta make sure its ight with you cock

ayy dis shii luk gud den a bitch. i think i need some chicken permission

by random memes October 4, 2016

high school field trip permission slip

The best legendary item to get out of any bad situation

Junior gets swallowed by a suicidal whale.
Junior: “Hey whale I have a high school field trip permission slip and I can’t miss out on this field trip”
Whale: “Oh no you can’t miss it or bad stuff will happen. Alright I will spit you out”

by Fireguy47 December 18, 2017

PS permission

Someone who doesn't have the authority to give you permission to fuck a mentally retarded in the group home he lives at giving you permission to fuck a retard.

Michelle is a child killer and gave Kendra PS permission to fuck a mentally retarded in the group home in which they work. Michelle doesn't have that authority but she does it because her sons are retarded or something also and instead of doing her job she abuses her position to offer up her friends to the Disabled because it's dick is big. Michelle will be the one who lives with it for the rest of her life after the others are punished.

by Hym Iam January 3, 2021