petrified sock

(n.) A white tube sock that serves as a jizz recepticle following masturbation. After a series of loads have been deposited in the sock, the protein stains will harden, thus beginning the "petrification" process. Also see protein sock

1. My petrified sock has been the recipient of so many loads, it is now brown and can now stand up by itself.

by Shockey86 January 31, 2005

Partified

Its the same meaning as the word "Classified" but only relating to parties

G:So what did u do at that party?
B:Thats Partified information.

by Zack Melvin April 6, 2008

Petrified Tree

When, during intercourse, the penis becomes numb due to under stimulation. The male equivalent of Zombie Beaver. Useful for Cock-Slapping, Cock-stands, Tripod-ing, etc.

Janet was so begrudgingly wide that I got the good 'ol Petrified Tree. After that, I charmingly berated her, and cock-slapped her with my rock-solid Mahogany Staff.

by Phydeaux The Grate August 10, 2009

Permifried

Term used in Southern California rave culture to explain the phenomenon of the "unending acid trip". People who are permifried usually continue to experience the mind-altering effects of LSD long after the drug exited the body. These phenomenon can include a permanent psychosis, elevated level of consciousness or "understanding", "ego death", and or visual hallucinations such as seeing "trails".

As of now, there is no cure for this disorder, although many of these individuals continue to use LSD in a desperate attempt to gain new insight capable of returning him/her to the desired mindset.

I dropped a lot of acid in 07, done left me permifried.

by Juice Box 345 March 7, 2009

Nothing is true, Everything is permitted

Within the realm of philosopher, opposed to Assassins Creed, "Nothing is True. Everything is permitted." refers to the nature of reality and our perception of it. "Nothing is true" means that everything we sense and process in our minds is filtered reality, limited by our own bodies. We will never see reality objectively but just through the lens of our eyes, ears, etc. "Everything is permitted" branches off of this first statement; since nothing is true, the mind can generate its own reality. Hence, everything is permitted. This makes more sense in the context of drugs, particularly psychedelics, that enable the mind to perceive things that are very much disconnected from objective reality.

After taking a fuckton of LSD, John realized: Nothing is true, Everything is permitted as he imagined and saw a pink lion in front of him with a glowing mane.

by curioustaco October 28, 2020

permifried

To smoke so much marijuana, that you are always high

kid 1: "God that mathew is hella permifried"
kid 2: "Don't say hella dude."

by ryan stern October 2, 2006

petrified

alcohol intoxicated(another way of saying stoned (out))

That car was swerving so much, the driver had to be petrified.

by Light Joker March 14, 2005