Perryitis

Straight up sick cunt.

Hey mate I think I might have a case of perryitis.

Mr Perry = Mr sick cunt

by Dr Bennett May 21, 2022

Peritis

This is a disease where your period blood blood comes from both holes,your mouth and your pussy

Today is the start of my peritis

by Peritis May 23, 2022

Permanise

Verb; to make permanent.

To christen.

“Permanise that braid, gurl 🫵🥸.”

by YEAH THEY BOYS March 26, 2023

Perkitis

being deficient in delicious food & drink from Perk due to their elongated holiday closure. (Can only be cured when they re-open …. the condition may become less extreme when the sufferer counts down the days)

“I’m suffering from Perkitis because they are currently closed”

by UKMeanings September 10, 2023

permits

allow for; admit of.

"the camp permits of no really successful defense"

by Arminkshipper May 4, 2025

Frisking permits

Get out of jail free cards for perverts (only valid at work)

CEO : Do you have any frisking permits to go with that sexual harassment complaint.

Harry Frotteur: fuck yes, you gave it to me

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019