Parkersburg

A small urban city in west central West Virginia, adjacent to the Ohio River. Historically significant for its abundance of 12 Step programs, overidentification with Neanderthalic sports activities, and large gay and lesbian communities, Parkersburg takes pride in being recognized as the enflamed, smegma-encrusted foreskin of Appalachia.

While traveling down I-77 I always try to stop in Parkersburg for my feminine hygiene products.

by VocabJabber October 17, 2008

Perkes

Perkes is a the grand last name to only a few in fact it is ranked at #54974 in the U.S. for popularity although at the rate they breed it will be much higher in a few generations.

Those Perkes are all related

by APerkes March 23, 2009

peckersniffer

An insult for an unhelpful or useless person.

Originates from genital-sniffing behavior common among male dogs.

I hate working with Tim. He's a total peckersniffer.

by Mistress Evil May 18, 2014

innocent perversion

A sexual fantasy developed through self gratification that does not involve the actual harm of any other living thing or property.

My most innocent perversion is that sometimes I pleasure myself to videos of homeless women panhadling unsuccesfully.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Perverse family

Perverse family invited you to their haunted house 🥰🥰😍😍😍😘😘😘

Meet me at the Perverse Family Haunted House at 3 AM to have some fun 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰😍😍😜😜😜😜

by Bullfinch666 December 24, 2021

Pity Perversion

Lewd attention or acts directed to persons (sometimes with low self esteem) in order to bolster confidence.

Laura: "Boo-hoo! I'm so hideous!"

Twelve-Inch-Tony: "Baby, just looking at you is getting my dick hard. Check it out..."

Laura: "OH MY! Thanks for the pity perversion!"

by wingwax August 11, 2009

perverseverance

-noun

steady persistence in a perverse, perverted, or "pervy" course of action, esp. in spite of difficulties, obstacles, or discouragement.

Paul McCarthy's dogged, decades-long perverseverance has earned him a place among the 21st century's most important artists.

by Tiahlm April 2, 2008