Fat Perk

In COD MW2 a person gets this by being so bad at the game that they simply stay in one spot and get kills.

That guy in the corner over there is really abusing his fat perk, he killed me like 8 times.

by Reaver 94 November 14, 2010

Perk is a Beast

A truism
A koan
A mantra
A sutra
A dogma
A vision

Today is today. Perk is a beast

by Doris Kearns Goodwin September 17, 2008

Perk

n. Alcohol

perked
v. to be drunk

I could really use some Perk right now.
I'm so perked right now.

by FickNish January 19, 2005

perk

Perkalatin: To drink an alcahol beverage, such as remy martin, hennasy, cognac, and bacardi. To tha point of "You Don't Give A Fuck"

Represent Northern California Motha Fuckaz: Niggah we perkulating of this shit, come over here and hit this!!!

by Martinez Most Wanted October 19, 2003

Jew Perk

A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.

Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."

Manager: "What, why?"

W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."

M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"

W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."

M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."

by Another-Anon October 1, 2010

perk'd up

someone who is getting too rowdy about anything.

Michelle: Ayeee foo you getting all perk'd up or what??

Andy: You know it, all day er'a day.

by chula1 September 19, 2011

mindflayer perk

honestly i overlooked this perk
the mindflayer perk is a perk from the Roblox game decaying winter
It releases a spider which literally controls the enemies (aka scavengers)
I expected it to be good but it's lowkey mid
Notes:
Enemies must be atleast at 79/80 (?) Hp to control them
Damaged enemies will regen their health fully
You can't control alien babarue (aka skinner), billie eilish (aka hanger), ultraman max (aka sickler), not larry with shield (aka guards) and arabic sniper (aka yosef)

mindflayer perk is kinda mid

by mgkisgood6969 May 3, 2022