mary-porcher

A cute ass motherfucker who is one inch away from being a legal midget.

Damn that girl is short AND cute! She must be a mary-porcher

by TerminalKachow December 6, 2020

porcher

short for porch monkey

holy shit look at that porcher

by therealdn June 10, 2007

PerCheating

A non-existent word thrown around recklessly by the weak on World 28, 'Lords of Ultima' to mock the leading Alliance, 'Perfection'.

In lieu of playing fairly some have devolved to attacking the uncountable successes made by the Alliance 'Perfection' as acts of cheating.

AlphaDogs: "Ohnos, we lost another castle to Perfection today! Perfection must be "PerCheating!"

Meanwhile. . .

Perfection: (silence) - because being, "Classy is saying a lot without words."

by ExperimentalKernel September 23, 2011

perched

When fucking a woman against the wall, one removes ones hand and the woman perches on the dick.

She was perched on my dick for a good 10 minutes!

You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.

I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.

by Sam Kaci December 2, 2007

Perched

When a gay man catfishes another gay man

Scott was perched by a guy named Brad

by AlterJoker November 14, 2017

perched eagle

When you have a small dick (approximately .5-1.5 inches) that sits Perched on your balls like a majestic eagle

Holy shit Kurt nice Perched eagle

by The eagle6969 May 4, 2017

Perched

So thirsty.

If only Jakie would get the fuck out of here so I could leave for the grocery store and get some mother fucking juice because oh lawdy I am perched.

by Dock13 April 23, 2015