Pepsi 

What you get when all the ice in your Coca-Cola melts, making it all watered-down.

"Dammit, all the ice in my Coke melted. Anybody want a Pepsi?"

Pepsi by shiznannigan December 7, 2003

Pepsi 

Just some drink that turns grown-ups teeth into tombstones and makes children run around like theyre nuclear powered.

Neighbour: 'Gees Doris your kid is so energetic! Is he on speed? By the way when did you last visit a dentist?'

Doris: 'We just won a years worth of Pepsi cola'

Pepsi by apoo July 31, 2004

Pepsi 

The retarded step child of Coca-Cola products. Basically the employees of Coca-cola thought it would be really funny to take the original formula of Coke, put MORE carbonated water and LESS syrup into the mix, then add a small amount of heroin and a mysterious amount of drain cleaner. They sold their first batch on April 1st, 1939 in a small disclosed location. One year later the formula was brought to the public and those addicted those too stupid enough to read the ingredients.

Guy One: "What are you drinking?"
Guy Two: "Pepsi. Would you like some?"
Guy One: "Some of that jacked up, inbred soda product? Hell no!"

Guy One: "I used to drink pepsi until I got diagnosed with cancer."

Pepsi by FrickleFrackle22 August 24, 2009

Pepsi 

What happens when you mix coke with sewage.

I prefer my coke without sewage thanks. Keep the Pepsi away!

Pepsi by Brienne January 21, 2004

Pepsi 

The name for a person/comp that tried to rip off your idea but just ended up making it worse... yours,coca-cola=the real thing, will always be superior!

The stars will always shine, the birds will always sing
As long as there is thirst, there's always the real thing
Coca-cola is always the one
Whenever there is fun, there's always coca-cola
do do do do dood, do do do ,do do (doo dood do do doooh)
do do do do dood, always coca-cola!

Pepsi by coca October 21, 2003

Pepsi 

Inferior to coca cola

Mike only likes Coca cola. He thinks pepsi is some kind of cow urine.

Pepsi by Mike Wise August 6, 2006

Pepsi 

A brand of pop that relies solely on what Coca-Cola makes. Can not invent a flavor of Pepsi by themselves even if their lives depended on it.

Look at all the kinds of Coca-cola there are. Sure enough, Pepsi has that same kind.

Pepsi by . August 27, 2004