penile

Of the penis

Oh no, someone got penile discharge all over the seat

by Dave_roolz October 22, 2003

penultamour

The last person to date someone before someone started dating his/her eventual spouse.

First coined by the writers of 'Freakanomics'.

Jenny is such a penultamour, her last three exes have already walked down the aisle!

by skc107 January 14, 2009

penile activity

Any activity involving your wife and your penis or another extremely rare sexual encounter involving your penis.

Husband - "Babe, what are the chances of us engaging in some penile activity tonight?"
Wife - "I'm watching Desperate House Wives. Put your penis away."

by Arnold Brownshviger November 24, 2018

Solar Penile Syndrome

In rare and unknown circumstances, the dick and balls disconnect from the body and fly into the sun, being known by medical professionals as Solar Penile Syndrome (SPS).

Harry: Holy shit your balls flew away!
Tony: I have Solar Penile Syndrome

by wide idiot June 21, 2020

Penile Denial

When a man goes into denial that his penis isn't all it used to be.

"My husband can't come to terms that his penis is not the strong, young lad it used to be. He's suffering from penile denial."

by Mmmmmmtini November 22, 2011

Pendleton Transition

the point each day at which your body goes from craving caffeine to craving alcohol.

Ever since I had kids, the Pendleton Transition seems to be coming earlier and earlier in the day.

by JWinTX November 6, 2013

Penile Rejection

When you see a girl, and its like "oh.. im not horny anymore"

Oh.. im not horny anymore

by oh yea, well, you're a...... what? May 24, 2003