penisland

Fake custom pen website known as Pen Island - url is penisland.net

Used a way to insult the ignorant

'Hey, you want a free custom pen?'

'Yeah sure!'

'Then just go to penisland.net.....'

by quincebolis May 24, 2008

Springfield, Pennslyvania

This place has some schools, a library, and such. I don't get why it has a motel, because, who would come here? But all in all, the place isn't too shabby, and actually, it is quite OK.

"I live in Springfield"
"Which one?"
"Springfield, Pennslyvania"

by Springfieldian July 14, 2011

penisloaf

a loaf of penis

excuse me sir...would you please place your penisloaf in my vaginaloaf...you hot sexy man beast.

by killa September 4, 2003

the fast and the penisless

A derogatory term referring to anyone who owns a tuner/street racer to over-compensate for a lack of something else, as in a small penis. Pun on the unfortunately blockbuster hit film series The Fast and the Furious.

Mike: Dude, do you see those street racers out there? Nice.

Steve: Yeah, but it's the Fast and the Penisless. Those guys got nothing else to be proud about.

by James Myrick October 10, 2007

Penisey

Penisey: adjective; very enjoyable, very desirable, having or posessing great charismatic charm or appeal.

This or that is very penisey. That's a really penisey idea.

by Sandra Storace May 29, 2007

Peniseye

Peniseye, (adapted from PSI), is used to measure the pressure of semen when hitting the eye during a money shot.

Scientific note: One Peniseye is equal to 6,894.76 pascals.

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this important bulletin. OG Mudbone just registered 40Peniseye on a money shot delivered on a film set in San Bernadino. He broke Peter North's previous record of 38Peniseye!

by Al-katraz May 4, 2018

penisy

Being full of yourself.

Man you are so penisy now, that you have gotten laided

by jack1730 February 27, 2009