penistoes

1. toes that have touched a penis, simply to stroke or to give a "toejob", i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one's self.

1. "Dude, she totally gave me her penistoes last night!"
2. "Why does it say penistoes on your cell phone?"
"Dude. BFF put it there."
"Oh."

by molomer April 17, 2009

Penivore

A woman, usually of asian descent, that straight loves the meaty fuckin cock. All Day Err Day. A woman that complains each morning of jaw issues due to how much dick she has been sucking. If an individual gives more than roughly 25 blowjobs a year, to completion (orgasm), she can be classified as a penivore.

Ashley sucks a dick more than 25 times per year.
Ashley is a penivore.

by AK Estate September 26, 2012

Penisbread

Mikel folding a slice of bread in a specific way to make it look like the head of a penis.

"Penisbread = The New Jesus"

by Anonymous May 16, 2003

Penistone

A place in the Pennines, north west of England
full of polish
not advisable to go there
its just the definition of a shit hole

Penistone Church F.C are shit
just like Penistone itself, SHIT!

by Robert Wade1 December 21, 2008

Penisore

A gnarly STD which in fact, makes your penis sore

guy1: damn it, you were right, Jenelle totally gave me a penisore

guy2: I so told you. but don't go to the free clinic, she works there.

by rayrayak February 24, 2011

penisload

a penisload is the amount of sour creme that cums out when you squeeze a taco bell burrito

Oh shoot! This taco just spilled a penisload all over my mouth.

by peanut butter bryan October 17, 2013

penislike

behaviour that makes the person sound or appear like a bit of a penis

john swore at james. That was penislike... said james

by mikey.55 December 13, 2014