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penis butter and jelly sandwich

A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread
I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly

He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste
by NinjaSammichBear January 21, 2011
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penis butter

The sticky film of sweat and other unknown substances that clings to a man's gentials on a really hot day.
Since it is so hot today I will scrape some penis butter from my penis for a sandwhich.
by ugandarox June 19, 2003
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Penis-Butter Sandwich

A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.
Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.
by sixtyfps March 6, 2009
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Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.
"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"
by IronFistAlchemist June 17, 2018
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Penis Butter Belly Sandwich

When you pull out and evenly distribute your load across the girl’s stomach, then jump on top of her and squirm around while yelling, “Peanut butter jelly! Peanut butter jelly!”
Me: Yo that chick I banged last night won’t text me back.
Bud: Wtf did you do?
Me: I don’t know, maybe she didn’t like the penis butter belly sandwich I made for her.
by daddyblast69 April 13, 2023
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Penis Butter

when you have swamp ass and from under cheese and it mixes together.
In gym class I had so much Penis Butter cooking up,it started to smell and drip.

Dude never smell your Penis Butter, EVER!

Gross,did you hear that John Kirk actually thought Penis Butter was like Apple Butter so he put it on his toast and ate it.
by tophieCC September 3, 2009
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penis butter samwich

When a guy ejaculates into a girls held-together thighs with the head of his dick nestled between her legs, instead of jizzing in her vagina or upon her stomach.
Hey what happened last night?
Man we ran out of condoms so i just gave her a penis butter samwich.
by 82BU November 3, 2015
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