The Penguin

The coolest Batman villain of all time.

The Penguin is so slick with his umbrella, that he stole my eggsak toe ones with it.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 14, 2005

penguin

Somebody who is so sexually innocent that even the most obviously perverted jokes and sexiest women cannot affect them. Usually only applies to teenagers, children do not count as penguins.

Penguins can also be people who simply do not think of sexual thoughts, they do not notice scantily clad classmates or get aroused often, if ever.

"Steve is such a penguin, he didn't even notice when Marissa bent over right in front of his face."

"You're such a penguin! Don't you ever think about the ladies?"

by SexyWolf69 December 11, 2012

Penguinize

To bound or tie a person up by their hands and feet, and then proceed to drop them into an ice cold body of water with the intention of killing them. The immobilized body position resembles that of a penguin, whose natural environment is very cold water.

Connie if you cheat on me with Carlos again, I will penguinize your ass!

by The Real Master Mike February 1, 2014

Penguin

A CREATURE FROM THE DEEPEST DARKEST PIT OF HELL

shut up kid its a penguin

by plutonium1887 November 19, 2021

Penguin

IT'S FLUFFY BIRD NOT A FUCKING BLOW JOB. Sometimes it eats popcorn in the morning. And sometims it wears a WIMPLE ON ITS ICY HEAD.

The penguin ate the birdseed with popcorn.

by Sites May 9, 2005

Penguin

The most powerfull and potent creature on the face of the Earth. Bent on controlling the worlds major vacum factories....... they want the world too... And the cheese-flavoured fish.

seal: that penguin just schooled me!
or
how many penguins does it take to destroy all humans? One, cuz they can rock anyone's socks.

by Theonewhowarshipsthealmightypenguin October 23, 2004

Penguinitis

The 'disease' that inspired Linus Torvalds, Linux creator, to make a penguin (Tux) the Linux logo.

"Penguinitis makes you stay awake at nights just thinking about penguins and feeling great love towards them."

If Obama had penguinitis, he would give more funding to conservation and less tolerance for Arctic drilling!

by This is CS50 in Los Angeles January 25, 2014