A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found around the corona of the penis head. Can also be found on the shaft of the Penis in groupings. Perfectly harmless. They are a random genetic condition that are NOT medically dangerous or Contageous. Perfectly normal condition that around 1/3 of men possess. The shortening is PPP.
"I noticed I had some small bumps on my penis, so I went to the doctor to have it checked out. He said it was Pearly Penile Papules. He said it was perfectly normal and there was nothing to worry about."
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The act of using ones Johnson to perform unspeakable acts on the unwilling, especially on means of transportation or during slumber.
Ivy: How was the trip?
Sofia: Good but dude, I fell asleep on the plane, and I was so afraid of penile terrorism because I sleep with my mouth wide open!
Sofia: Good but dude, I fell asleep on the plane, and I was so afraid of penile terrorism because I sleep with my mouth wide open!
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Get the Penile degloving mug.The Stu Pengelly is the classic way to cook your chook. Or Lamb, or roast, or your child in a car.. if you're so inclined. Stu Pengelly of Perth, Western Australia famously cooked 3.3 pound Pork roast in a Datsun Sunny aka "The Datsoven." Concerned with local folk leaving their kids in cars during summer, Stu set out to prove a point in December '19, the only genius way he knew how. From making the International news right up to now being in Ripley's Believe It or Not.. The Stu Pengelly is here to stay. The Aussie way.
Pedestrian: Holy shit, did you see that child locked up in that hot car?
Other Pedestrian: If only The Stu Pengelly was here to save the day..
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Oli: Look at that group of Chikitie over there by the bus stop, I am going to try and get involved.
Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.
Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.
Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction
Oli: Dont do that you twat
Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.
Tom: Don't make an idiot out of yourself, they will think your a joker with your stupid hair.
Oli: Shut the fuck up, your the joker. I am going to get myself a hot fucking Chikita.
Tom: Dont fuck with me, or I will serve you with penile injunction
Oli: Dont do that you twat
Tom: Ok, you asked for it fuckface, I hereby serve you with a penile injunction preventing any attempted approach or contact with the Chikita's. Unlucky bitch.
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