Penos

1. A common typing error for penis

2. Another word for penis expressing its greatness and hugeness of antique dimension

1.
Man 1: Hey, if I buy you a pizza, will you show me your penos?

Man 2: Dude, are you gay?!

2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice): Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I will punish you all!

Townsman (crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos will send us straight to hades!

by CreepyDude December 11, 2008

Pedosexual

A hecking dingbat who believes that they're apart of the LGBTQ+ community as an excuse to be a pedophile.

Derek isn't apart of the LGBT community because he's 'Pedosexual' he's just a pedophile.

by Trash Bag Whos Here July 4, 2019

pindos

Originated from Kosovo war in 1999. Russian peacekeeping force soldiers called American soldiers pindos or pendos because they looked funny and fat, like penguins, in full combat ammunition.

Later, the word carried over to whole American citizens as pejorative. Also, USA = Pendostan or Pindostan (country of Pindos)

Russian army general to the officers of peacekeeping force in Kosovo:
-Dear officers. I'm politely asking you to stop calling pindos by "pindos". They are very offended by this

by dildo777 April 3, 2022

penoscrotal web

condition when the skin of the scrotom attaches and forms the bottom length of the penis itself, resulting in curved and tight erections. the condition can be surgically repaired. it is either congenital or caused by an aggressive circumcision.

when you have a penoscrotal web, your penis appears longer on top, and shorter on bottom. the shaft can then be covered in scrotal tissue/hair.

by bgb24 December 19, 2007

Pedosexual

Some sick human being that sexually attracted to children that thinks Society excepts them cause there part of lgbtq+ for some stupid ass reason

Sara:what’s ur sexuality I’m lesbian

Mark: I’m pedosexual
Sara:get out of my fucking house u r disgusting in every way

Mark: r u against pedosexuals

Sara: yes u say ur part of lgbtq+ doesn’t mean anyone likes pedosexuals ur disgusting

by Dumb_bitch_101 December 15, 2019

Pedosexual

1. When someone gets intense sexual feelings for another person whom is underage.
2. Pedophilia with extra steps

Jim is a pedosexual,he wants to fuck my child

by Long schlong larry April 20, 2018

Pedosexual

A dipshit who says there in the lgbtq+ community but there not, and it’s illegal.

Joe: Whats your sexuality?
Bob: Im pedosexual!
Joe: No your not dipshit you belong in jail

by Dinosaur47 January 26, 2020