pendulum case

This is some life saving information that I am about to share with you! When you wake up the morning after a huge night out on the town and you can feel a turtlehead poking out of your rectum remember to use the pendulum case while taking the grog bog. Grab your balls and hold them up so they don't get a shit shower when your ass erupts like a volcano!

Hey son I got a crap in my ass the size of a donkey!
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?

by captain keys November 16, 2006

Carolina pendulum

The act of having sexual intercourse with two women at the same time. In order to facilitate this a man wears a strap on backwards while positioning one of the women in front of him and one behind him. He then proceeds to move back and forth, similar to the motion of a pendulum.

Wow those twins have been hanging out in your room a lot lately whats the deal? What can I say, they can't get enough of the Carolina Pendulum.

by Theduster January 31, 2008

Pendulum Position

When the female puts her legs behind her head and the male puts his scrotum in her anus using a rocking motion. Usually performed in a son's bed.

Now that our son is away at college, we can try the pendulum position in his bed!!

by Jimmy Johnson Balls August 6, 2008

Puer Periculum Stella Maris (PPSM)

Trigger Warning: Talk of trauma, trauma types, child endangerment and the like

A type of combined trauma experience, including five or more of the below options. If you relate to any/all of these, please try seeking help from a trauma informed professional.

1 -When a caregiver of a child wilfully forces them to live off-grid, avoiding support services, and endangering them.
2-One or multiple attempts/successful kidnappings from other designated caregivers.

3 -Subjecting a child to neglect and poverty but conscious choice

4 -Ignoring the medical needs of a child
5 -Forcing a child to be responsible for things well before they should have to be (ie, Parentification)

6 -Extensive travel with little to no security in food, shelter or safety as a child
7 -When a caretaker uses their mental health to excuse extensive abuse

8 -A caregiver grooming/brainwashes a child under their care

This is likely going to be co-morbid with other trauma based disorders (although PPSM isn't an official diagnosis, just an encapsulation of experiences)

I have trauma from going through Puer Periculum Stella Maris (PPSM)

by Survivornotathriver(yet) September 5, 2022

Penduluming

When your balls get so hot and sweaty they hang down low and swing back and forth from leg to leg like a pendulum!

Oh shit I am penduluming right now!

by Gielskio June 4, 2003

Pendulum Poo

When you eat long hair and then when you go to the toilet it swings from your bum like a pendulum on a grandfather clock, it's called a pendulum poo

I ate so much of Shannon's hair last night when I went to the toilet they were all pendulum poo's

by si m ba la bi m March 30, 2015

pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.

Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.

by Cheeze Webz December 16, 2015