A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg
by John Koraski August 25, 2020
Get the Penaldo mug.There once lived an explorer, penalties he loved to find, if you didn’t give him his penalties he would conquer and steal it. He was known to be a poor Explorer because of his lack of Skill on the pitch. Christopher Penaldus the 3rd was famous for winning the euros without doing anything And only scoring hatricks against small teams like Norwich, and Al wehda. But the most famous thing he was famous for was Conquering Small countries like Iceland, Luxembourg, and Liechtenstein and only coming out in friendliest. Be careful as Christopher Penaldus the 3rd may conquer your penalties and score hatricks against small teams and small countries.
Christopher penaldus the 3rd: a poor explorer who only performs well if he gets penalties or plays against small countries.
by its ya boy karim July 12, 2023
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Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.
"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1
"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2
"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2
by som1udontno April 2, 2021
Get the Honest Penaldo mug.A Dangerous Penalty seeker who always looks for Penalties to ride on. A penaldo sits inside the penalty box, waiting for his teamates to pass the ball to him, or better still, win a penalty. He also reports everything to Piers Morgan
by Stewie246 December 27, 2022
Get the Penaldo mug.A Portuguese ghost that roams around Saudi Arabia looking for what he loves most, penalties and tapins. And if he doesnt get any he ghosts and then he retire
by Seuiwy April 21, 2023
Get the Penaldo mug.A massively overrated football (soccer) player from Portugal who bottles and ghosts in big games but excels at scoring penalties against bottom table teams.
Hey, did Juventus win that game against Crotone last night?
- Yeah Bottlertiano Penaldo stepped up and scored the penalty Chiesa won for the team
- Yeah Bottlertiano Penaldo stepped up and scored the penalty Chiesa won for the team
by JMVLM May 7, 2021
Get the Bottlertiano Penaldo mug.A brazilian kid who thinks hes good just because he does useless skills and had a two year career and some people think hes the best like among us kids that have no brain like maradona is the goat
by MaradonaGoat July 12, 2023
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