petoris

n. synonym of similarly spelled "pitoris," which is an abnormally small or accidentally shortened penis that resembles an exposed clitoris

Jimmy was left with only a petoris after a firework exploded in his lap.

by Vgnfc July 25, 2006

Pitoriando

...playing with your dick 24/7...cumming

Oscar, jose,y orlando estuvieron pitoriando toda la noche.

by titjalamony November 25, 2009

Peditorosis

Peditorosis is the medical term for chronic losing. Peditorosis affects only men and reduces their chances of success with the opposite sex. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: giving a girl too much attention, oozing desperation, being terrified of rejection, and lacking self-confidence. Put simply, you lose your ability to exude awesome or win. Oh and it can be contagious.

Stacy: "Did you hear? Bobby Havens brought flowers to his first date. How could anyone be that lame?"

Amanda: "I guess you don't know. He has peditorosis."

Stacy: "Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. That explains A LOT..."

by JGunz December 2, 2010

pectoral

The chest region and anything relating to it

Did you see his pectoral

by Queen Nona July 14, 2016

Peidorreira

(Masculine) (vulgar, derogatory) farter (said of a male who passes gas, breaks wind, cuts the cheese or who in a word, farts 💨 🥴

jose es todo un peidorreira!!..

by tECHNOtODD July 14, 2021

Pettoruta

It's a popular defense mechanism used in Italy to fend against autistic man-child karens who work in the education industry.

Teacher: You're an awful student, also i'm way better than yo-
Student: PETTORUTA
Teacher: *fuckin dies*

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

plitoris

A mix between a penis and a clitoris. A penis resmebling a clitoris, i.e., a very small penis.

His penis was so small it might as well have been a plitoris.

by ohreally April 5, 2009