A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.
by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021
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When a man is lying on his back, and you grab his legs in the air and step down onto his balls. Often done as a wrestling tactic, or as a method of ballbusting. It is possible two men sitting opposite each other could gas pedal each other at the same time, asserting dominance over the others testicles.
Tristan: That chick gas pedaled me last night bro
Ryan: Wtf does that mean?
Tristan: She grabbed my feet and kicked her foot into my balls bro
Ryan: WTF
Ryan: Wtf does that mean?
Tristan: She grabbed my feet and kicked her foot into my balls bro
Ryan: WTF
by Bust More Balls November 28, 2022
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Get the Jake Peralta mug.TK Penality is the phrase "Team Killing Penalty" shortened down to get it out to other people faster. The "Team Killing Penalty" is a penalty given to a player when they kill their teammate in a game, whether it be accidental or on purpose.
by RyanTyanMyan February 6, 2019
Get the TK penality mug.Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
by ItzAri July 29, 2023
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And She said: P'twah, (PEALTUA - Positive Energy And Love To Us All). 🤗
And She said: P'twah, (PEALTUA - Positive Energy And Love To Us All). 🤗
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