Genuine Penguin

The act of a black man having sex with a white woman on a toboggan.

My boyfriend gave me a genuine penguin for my birthday.

by T dazzle December 14, 2015

Royal Pegging

In cribbage, any turn which scores greater than 10 pegs.

Also, when Prince William takes it up the arse.

Nice. Sean just got a run and 4 pairs of 15. That's a Royal Pegging dude!

by TheMoosh August 7, 2022

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

"club penguin is kil"

"no"

by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021

Angry penguin

When a woman handcuffs a mans hands behind his back and jerks him off until he’s about to cum then reach down and take his wallet and he will chase after you like a angry penguin.

*Sarah handcuffed ricks hands*
*sarah jerked rick off until he almost came and took ricks wallet*
“Hey come back here with my wallet” rick screams as he is chasing after Sarah like an angry penguin

by Dabbbs November 16, 2017

Club Penguin is kil

no

-"club penguin is kil"
-"no"

by yellowlancerevov March 5, 2020

walking like a penguin

The walk, or waddle, one does as a huge shit is approaching which has come on without a solid release plan causing them to clinch they butt cheeks and seek the closest toilet for evacuation.

Luke sure had a rough day at school today. Poor kid was locked out of the bathroom in the gym, so everyone was cracking up as he was walking like a penguin back to class to use the crapper there. I think I heard a shart fart as he crossed the playground.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

penguin of doom

A person or thing who tries too hard to be funny by being "random", i.e. Invader Zim, Foamy the Squirrel. Think old Hot Topic shirts and 13-year-old anime fans.

"LOL omg so random rofl XD OMGGGG CHEESE MONKEYYYYS hahaha WAFFLES"
"Dude, stop being such a penguin of doom"

by LittleSallySparrow July 11, 2012