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Peet-Ah-Toe-Eye

A condition met when one gets so intoxicated from alcohol that the person loses control of the function of their eye and it closes. The other eye just kind of floats around, attatching itself to what ever it focuses on. This condition often occurs during the minor stages of adulthood.
Laura jake was so drunk off of Aftershock and Super Pepppermint Schnapps she got all Peet-Ah-Toe-Eyed and fell through the hole in Timmy's porch! Boy was he mad about his porch. Then he outlawed the use of Aftershock and Peppermint Schnapps at his house.
by Hcaz Sakraf February 23, 2008
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Peetz

A type of person that listens to others advice even though their own inner heart is where the truth lies. An alternative meaning used often in WA state to refer to a fat person working at a call center.
I called the peetz to get my phone fixed; it just got fucked up more.
by sayursorryimissu November 12, 2010
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pedetacious

Adjective. Used as a substitute in circumstances where a appropriate adjective cannot be found.
"I can't describe the colour of her eyes. You might say she's got pedetacious eyes".
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Peeta

And the male tribute from District 12 issss... Peeta Mellark!
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Chance of Penetration

Heavily influenced by the Bangometric Pressure. Highly sophisticated survey based on probability that helps to determine the odds of tappin that ass.
Did you see that look in her eye bro? There is a 100% Chance of Penetration tonight.

I blew it when she caught me checking out her mom, now there is a 0% chance of Penetration.
by Discoinsterno November 6, 2014
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penetration barrier pillow

An object placed between two individuals sharing the same bed in order to prevent inadvertent or unwanted nocturnal fornication.
Don't worry about us sleeping in the same bed, mom...we've got a penetration barrier pillow between us.
by YAWA October 5, 2017
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peetong

A male penis, usually in an errect state;
Don't touch my peetong!
by darkbob October 15, 2006
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