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PedoBear

Bear (kumo) that is a pedo.
Liekz lolis.
PedoBear -drives van down road, parks, gets out, grabs loli, get's back in van, drives off to a different location-

Loli -Kicking a screming-

Pedobear -raep raep raep!!! secks secks secks!!! Buttsecks Buttsecks-

Loli; Got pwnd.
by Vulpix. October 17, 2008
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pedobearaphilia

Adj. The label someone is given if they get aroused by cartoon bears, such as Winnie the Pooh.
"I told my therapist that I wanted to fuck my kid's teddybear, and he said I had pedobearaphilia"
by -Temperant June 4, 2018
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Pedobeastynecro

You know craig is a pedobeastynecro.
by Raziel April 21, 2003
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pedobear

To creep and prey upon small children; Canning Sinclair Bell
Hey look whos hiding in that bush behind the chuck.E.cheese! its the pedobear!
by shmex January 24, 2011
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Pedobear Approves

1) A great thing to shout when you like something

2) A grat thing to text when you are sexting

-Referring to the infamous Pedobear
1) Pedophile: Get in my van, little girl! I have canddyyy!

Little Girl: Okay!

Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D

2) Pedophile: What are you wearing?

Teenager: nothing im so wet right now

Pedophile: Pedobear Approves! :D
by Mister Fucker July 23, 2011
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pedometer

Many-legged child molestor; bespectacled kiddy-fiddler with top speed of over 20 mph.
You'd better call the Traffic Police, little Jimmy Osmond was just attacked by a pedometer.
by Crookback August 22, 2004
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Pedobeer

The way stupid frenchfags pronounce "pedobear", thinking that every "ea" in the english language is pronounced "ee".
"Il é cro cro maran pédobire ^^ xD" - Kévin, 14 ans

"Like OMG pedobeer is soooo funnay lolz" - Kevin, 14yo
by Glavu December 15, 2011
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