parlin

also referred to as "p-lin" a town in new jersey basically full of people who used to live in cities and moved here to buy big houses. the majority of the population consists of crackers who think they are ghetto but have been living in p-lin/sayreville their whole lives. people that moved here wish to move back to brooklyn/queens new york or newark/elizabeth new jersey.

I hate this shit, i wanna move back to brick city

Parlin was in the news for gang fights during their homecoming football game

i dont know why i moved to da ville

by yur motha January 10, 2006

Parling

Gender neutral word for aunt/uncle . Comes from the portmanteau par(ents)(sib)ling .

I will spend the day with my parling,they are my moms sibling.

by PirateMim September 22, 2019

Pearlist

A person who believes in the use of

Physical
Evidence
And
Reasoned
Logic

As opposed to a FLAWSist

Sir, Do you believe in god?
Good grief no, I am a pearlist.

by SPACKlick April 14, 2010

Pearland

city south of houston and home of the original pearland oilers which is better than dawson eagles and any other surrounding football teams / highschools

man were you at the football game friday night ?

yea pearland smoked pasadena 59-0

man pearlands so badass

by Jhoandcdawg January 16, 2009

pearling

To roll the perfect jay

man i be pearling it all the time why you think this jay looks so nice all the time.

by oglocfrom the block August 2, 2009

sharp and pearlies

Teeth. Patterned after "short and curlies" for pubes.

America is the world's number one denturocracy, where if you are even halfway serious you've got to have two perfect rows of sharp and pearlies.

by Fearman October 30, 2007

Pearland

A city South/South-East of Houston, Texas. Largely known for the champion football team, the Oilers.
Students who graduated in 2010 are just about the only people who know where to buy above-average marijuana.
Site of an attempted bank-heist turned hostage situation that was ultimately diffused with no deaths.
Term "drillo" was coined here.
The city is massively boring so brings lots of money or at least an eighth to get through the day.

Person 1: Yo, there's a party in Pearland!
Person 2: Are you sure that's safe?
Person 3: You want to start actin' like a little bitch before you get there?
Person 1: Nigga is trippin', lets wait to buy weed before we get there.
Person 2: I don't know about this guys, what if we get in trouble?
Person 3: Person No. 1, where the fuck did you find this kid?
Person 1: Not Pearland.

by Trill OG October 14, 2011