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Patriot Inflatables

Inflatable statues of dead white folks on pedestals to be used at picnics, in the pool or on the Fourth to express patriotism once the real ones are permanently wiped from involuntary view and are nestled safely inside special museums.
I brought all my Patriot Inflatables to my family reunion and let me tell you something, they were a big hit!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020
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patriots.win

Popular conservative website. Previously known as "The Donald" on Reddit.
Person 1: Wow! Check this out! Those crazy Democrats!
Person 2: What are you looking at?
Person 1: Patriots.win.
by Thundernut Williamson November 12, 2021
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Patriot Act

An excuse for George W. Bush (you might want to look him up) to enslave every man, woman, and child AND for him to shed up what is left of the Constitution.
And the Patriot act is supposed to prevent terrorists from killing people to take our freedom. Well, after this how much freedom will we have left?
by weirdgirl September 9, 2003
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patriot act

One of the foremost proofs that the United States of America is the most hypocritical nation in the entire world.
Also an attempt on the US Government's part to destroy as much of the Bill of Rights as is humanly possible without everyone noticing.
The Patriot Act is a good example of how the USA is well on its way to becoming a police state. We're already a bureaucracy, we may as well take the leap.
by Nemuko May 9, 2003
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Patriot Act Parent

Someone who spies on their teenage children mercilessly, secretly reading texts, emails, internet histories and facebook posts in order to attempt to know everything about their private lives.
guy 1: Dude, how did we get busted? That party spot was foolproof!

guy 2: It was Jake. His mom's a total patriot act parent, and she stole his phone and read through his texts.
by Cocktimus_Prime May 30, 2011
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Patriot Act

Really the "USA PATRIOT ACT," and acronym meaning "Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act." Like most of the Bush administration's actions, this one sickens me. Passed with almost no congressional review in the wake of 9/11 (and thus taking advantage of our emotional state), the Patriot Act gives the Executive Branch and law enforcement almost Orwellian powers of investigation and presidence over the Constitution.
If the Founding Fathers were alive today, they'd probably stage another revolution against our current government.
by Mack June 29, 2004
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Patriot Act arrest

(n.) Any arrest without a warrant or witnessed crime made without any charges filed, no access to a lawyer, no civil protections, and no possibility of a trial in the foreseeable future, made possible by the PATRIOT Act (a US law that is still the cause of polarizing controversy) and used to accuse innocent people of being terrorists because they work as a cashier in a store that a captured terrorist used to shop at (or something equally pointless).
Every time that a Patriot Act arrest is made, America walks further along the path of self-destruction.
by Alaras January 16, 2006
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