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Paypal

A boardroom of corporate wankers who divide their overpayed time by:
a) thinking up methods in which to replicate account 'hacking' and fraud so that they can limit, and then charge their indoctrinated customers.
b)Purposely go out of their way to employ a variety of unusually-named extremely unhelpful dumbass fucks.

resist paypal.
"Yo Tyrone, I just earnt a neat £500 via. Paypal"
"Right, so -£10, yeah?"
"what, why?"
"because remeber the rule, NO MATTER HOW MUCH you make through paypal, your account will always be limited, withdrawn from, and then fined"
by paypalcanfuckoff! March 12, 2009
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Payday Fever

A fuckwit who is not good at their job who calls in sick on payday
That dumbass John has payday fever. Just called in sick which is going to put us behind for the rest of the shift
by AriGoldn May 3, 2019
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Alaskan Papaya

1. The act of ejaculating on someone's head out a window

2. Papayas native to the state of Alaska
1. "You don' like dat bitch? Next time she come 'round here imma have to give her an Alaskan Papaya befo' she walk in MAH house"

2. "The most exotic thing on the grocery list was the Alaskan

Papaya"
by bobbzy January 3, 2011
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payapaya

Japanese slang for some kind of interpersonal contact, possibly sex. Popularized (to north american anime fans) in Gokujou Seitokai episode 3.
"The president was seen in Rino's room, they were doing payapaya!"
by Andrew May 6, 2005
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papayo

''papayo'' is a slang most Trinidadians use when they are surprised.
Joel: papayo ! you did your hair.
Stephanie: yes,yes i did...

or

Whitney: you and joel together?
Stephanie: yes..we are
Whitney: papayo !!! congrats
by iTweet__Duh December 6, 2011
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payday mooch

A person who is unemployed and lazy. They survive by keeping track of friends and relatives paydays, in hopes to mooch some cash from them for cigarettes, beer and painpills ( you know, their basic necessities).
I hate payday anymore, there is always atleast one payday mooch trying to hit me up for some quick cash. They always say they will pay me back but "I keep giving and I just ain't been getting ".
by Omegastrike September 15, 2010
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Payday Poor

A person who has a fat monthly paycheck but spends it all in the first 2 weeks and lives poor until the next payday.
- "I'm poor"
- "No you're not! You're like, rich...you get paid a lot!"
- "Yeah, but now I'm poor, because I spent it all. I'll be rich again by end of month"
- "Ah, so you're Payday Poor"
by poorpotato December 23, 2018
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