Paul's Proverbs

Found in the book of Paul, often a factual summary of Paul's transgressions that are to be documented for the education in the hopes of a better tomorrow.

Did he just say Bijan Robinson rice? Add it to Paul's Proverbs!

by Jimp Jimp April 8, 2024

Paul's Soulmate

Paul is a 16 year old boy from the New York area. He loves playing instruments in his school!

When he looks for love, his soulmate is the first one he sees!

Paul's Soulmate is Sophia, a 15 year old girl who also is really into band!

If your a guy named Paul, your soulmate is a 15 year old girl name Sophia!!!

Sophia is Paul's Soulmate

by johniscoolyk December 15, 2024

Paul's breakfast

Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself

Maxim had a Paul's breakfast this morning and had a testicular torsion for the rest of the day

by bnhbao April 28, 2025

St Paul’s academy

A school in south east London ran by some shithead known as miss malone. The place it toxic and by the time you’re done with it, you’d be even dumber.

Bob:What school do yu go?

John:St paul’s academy

Phill: raaa that place is the definition of shit 🤣

Bob: truss miss malone looks like a cantaloupe

John: you man are just being dickheads

Bob: how?

Phill: nah but on a real g, I don’t know who in the almighty fucks let that dumbass woman take over a school

Bob: I can’t tell if they were drunk or sober when they made that decision 😂

John: you man are just waffling now

by My name Jeff 🥴 August 26, 2019

Going to Paul's

Taken from the dire Glade Touch n' Fresh advert where a whiny child declares to his mum that he is 'Going to Paul's house to do a poo' purely because they have the aforementioned fragrancing product in the toilet.

Jo "Are you ready?"
Alison "Give me five, I'm just going to Paul's"

by Brooksey July 28, 2009

St. Paul's Disaster

A sexual act in which a man uses a passed out woman's hand to masturbate, resulting in a pool of ejaculate on the man's stomach. The woman's hand is then rubbed in the semen-covered abdominal hair and the hand is then pressed into the woman's face.

Guy #1: How was your date last night? Guy #2: Alright. Went for a couple of drinks. We went to her house, got hammered, and she got the St. Paul's Disaster, then I was out of there!

by T-Bone McShane February 25, 2011

Poo at Paul's

To shag your mates best friend. Based on the catchphrase from the Glade advert.

I want to do a poo at Paul's!

by Geordie09 October 8, 2009