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Patrice

Patrice is girl that makes your day no matter what mood your in. She is so beautiful and kind. She has many talents that make you love her even more. She has an amazing voice and is an incredible musician. She never seizes to make you laugh or smile with her adorable humor. Although she doesn’t open up to everyone, she certainly warms up to you in time. Patience is a good thing to learn.
I love Patrice.
by Fruitytoes123 December 2, 2019
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Patrice

the act of being the life of the party, or being the mvp in a championship game, completing a monster project early, messing up the curve for all the losers by getting hundred percents, you get the picture
"Did you see me on the court? I patriced that shit"
by gugobz March 28, 2009
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patrycja

1) straight up home G wit mad fizzle
2) sexy polak
3) stupid blonde
4) sexable
5) strip dancer
ayyyy look it's mah patrycja!
by sexy184 January 15, 2008
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Sweaty Patrice

The type of sweat or white stuff produced by one's body when you open up your bedroom door and see your 84 year old grandfather wiping his ass. You close the door slowly as to not startle him. You then sit in your office chair and ponder what you are doing with your life whilst a monitor nearby flickers ominously... with the words Reddit displayed on it.

Alternatively, the condition could also be brought on by walking into your Grandmother's bedroom and seeing her load her tits into a bra.
"Hey man, did you talk to degjo?"

"Yeah man, he told me he had another Sweaty Patrice last night"

"Damn man... still... If your grandfather isn't wiping his ass in your bedroom, you don't know what love is."
by GvsuMRB May 30, 2013
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wet patrice

similar to a wet willy; however the target is a nostril rather than an ear
April: Dammit - some random just gave me a wet patrice... AGAIN!!!
Billy: Man long pause ...that sucks.
by B&SfromSB February 23, 2013
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Patrice

The type of girl you meet in tinder and become friends for life.
I don't think I'll ever find myself a Patrice, I'm deleting this app.
by Brfynn November 23, 2016
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patrice parslidis

a short dysfunctional human being that inst loved by anyone and has the luck of being shit on by birds.
"oh look this cow is a patrice parslidis"
by jaafr June 21, 2016
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