patio bitches

Used when describing an area/place consisting only of fat/ugly bitches.

Nathan: Mike come hang out with me and all these fly bitches
Mike: okay
(later)
Mike: WTF, these are all patio bitches Nathan
Nathan: (sigh) I know.

by Peters November 25, 2005

Patio Beer

An alcoholic drink made from yeast-fermented malt flavored with hops that is consumed while on a paved outside area that adjoins a house, used for dining or recreation (an inner courtyard typical of traditional Spanish houses).

No one can resist the temptation of a patio beer on a hot summer day.

by Gumby777 August 13, 2011

Patio Drinker

Someone who enjoys nothing more than sitting out on a patio, on a beautiful sunny day, drinking.

Bob is a patio drinker, he has been patioing everyday this week.

by beercules September 16, 2013

Patio Kid

A teenager who spends their time on the patio of their high school, usually by skating there.

“He’s such a patio kid - all he does is smoke shit after school.”

by TacoMaster33 November 25, 2020

Patio Sports

The art of going to fancy restaurants with outdoor patio areas, and competitively choosing the best seat for yourself and a group of others, taking into account aspects such as direction of the sun, best view, exact wind direction, and distance from servers to get fastest service.
The sport becomes competitive as the participant competes to stay drinking fine wine the longest, and people 40 years or older who compete have been known to engage in combat to secure a table.

Jacqui is out doing some patio sports downtown. Hopefully this time there won’t be as many casualties from her fighting for the perfect table.

by Zytopian July 14, 2023

Patio Night

When friends or a group of people decide to sit on a patio and have a relaxed night, couple of drinks, and enjoy the weather.

Lindsey and Dara decided to do Patio Night tonight as an attempt at doing something new, unfortunately, they ended up at a club and the relaxation/Patio Night was ruined.

by OOC Vinings Girl June 10, 2010

patio anti-vaxxers

people who claim to not get the covid-19 vaccine because it has only been approved for emergency use

mansa: omg I wonder what the patio anti-vaxxers are gonna do now that the pfizer vaccine was granted full approval.

john: idk man…

by thatgirl54 August 23, 2021