When you work very hard to accomplish something difficult, in an attempt to impress or win back your crush or ex-girlfriend. However, they are genuinely happy for you, but it does not increase the chance of them considering you for a relationship.
Guy: I told her about my promotion, she was happy for me and said 'good for you!'. Little did she know that I worked for promotion just to impress her, so this was a pathetic victory.
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by Pakistani Sher January 30, 2007
Get the pathetic mug.every other fucking urbandictonary submission that comes in for me to accept or reject. "shes so pretty and smart! what an erin!"
"what a stud, he's such a richard!"
NO.
STFU.
YOU ARE PATHETIC.
"what a stud, he's such a richard!"
NO.
STFU.
YOU ARE PATHETIC.
by emilyisreallycool April 7, 2008
Get the pathetic mug.Short, skinny little impish man who is given looks of disgust by every girl who simply crosses his path. Qualities of the Lord Patheticus include playing many hours of old Sega games, listening to talk shows on the radio, and listening to cheap Iranian music. Needless to say, Lord Patheticus is a virgin who at age twenty three (at the time of writing) still lives with his parents. Lord Patheticus has virtually zero capability to stand up for himself, although he dreams of someday taking over a small country in Africa to bind the population there to his will.
Lord Patheticus arrives at the mall. Instantly he is given many looks of disgust, and in return he holds his head in shame because he knows he is disgusting.
by Lord Raiden February 22, 2009
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Get the Patheticistic mug.A pathetic loser who needs validation from people half his age. All he does is complain about nothing. He blames everything but himself for being shit at games. Like is he autistic? Because he can't read a room for shit
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.
He can't tell when someone doesn't wanna talk to him. One word answers doesn't mean tell that person your life story. News flash idiot, no one fucking cares. He doesn't know how to take no for an answer because he's a narcissist who thinks everything revolves around him. No one fucking likes you, you ruin people's day by just existing. I wake up and think, "oh he's a person" and my day is already fucked. He thinks he's all cute and quirky with the way he speaks and types but its just fucking creepy. I bet if he took the BDSM test he'd say strongly agree for age play. He'll like someone just for their looks when they look like a kid.
by Paewj September 26, 2022
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