perching

The act of placing your bare junk (usually male) onto the person sitting directly in front of you during class in the fashion a bird would perch onto a tree branch.

Guy 1: Yo dude, today I just lost it and started perching up on this d-bag who had been annoying me all semester.

Guy 2: Gross man.

by mmalone July 13, 2009

Perching

1. Acting alert in an office setting to avoid getting more work or to seem busy to others.

2. Wasting time at work while resting hands on keyboard to look busy.

"Thank God it's Friday. I've been perching at my desk all afternoon waiting for 4 o'clock."

by Pirate Fish June 4, 2009

PaperThin

A lady with the flatest of asses and usually has the name of Kyah, Allison, Brittany, and Stephanie

Have you seen that girl?

Ya, she has got to be a paperthin.

by ItIsYourBoyJames May 28, 2018

Patering

Anal sex between two male people

Im so gonna patera you!

by Steve December 1, 2003

Perching

The act of sitting upon the bar of a school desk rather than the seat itself. Normally one's excuse for this is because "they like to be above everybody else".

"Yo, that girl is perching so hard"
"Yeah, she looks like an owl"

by Tanner11 October 14, 2011

Perchin

Verb, Avderb or Adjective - can mean anything as long as it has flow. It rolls of the tongue for Wissahickon High School Sudents.

1. "wassup bro? whatcha up to?"
"just perchin."
2. "You see bryan last night?
"yea he was perched"

by Jack Sicka January 11, 2008

patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

by johnjam76 June 15, 2010