patch

Synonymous with crack.
In computer hacker terminology, a patch is an editing of a certain data file or executable that enables the end user to bypass the copy protection normally included in said data file. A patch usually consists of editing only a few bytes of assembly code.

Do you have a patch for the latest Agendus for PalmOS? Try pilotw@rez!

by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004

patch

Something fabric you can stitch on a sweater/backpack/trousers/etc.

"Look at my so-c00l KoRn; Issues-patch!"

by `tr4sh.Y February 20, 2004

patches

An incredibly amazing man. He is beautiful. He wears unique clothing. He dresses in black and has a buzz cut. He had a mullet. He is hot as hell.

You are so unique, you must know patches.

by patcheslover March 15, 2005

Patching

The act of visiting one or multiple pumpkin patches in a given day.

Chris: Hey, you have any plans this weekend?
Allison: No. You?
Chris: Me and a couple friends are going patching. Why don't you come with us?

by DeeMo September 26, 2014

patch

a place you drive, walk, bike, wutever, to go smoke marijuana and enjoy scenery. or
redneck event which involves illegal activities out in the boonies.
Origin: BC canada

Hey man, wanna go hit a patch?
Lets go hit a patch!

by butterflyhoots March 31, 2005

Patching

When your underarm sweat patch is so severe that it cannot be hidden, no matter what you do.

Jason, here is some deodorant bro... You're fucking patching!

by jsb451 December 12, 2013

Patches

Slang; The area of darkened skin around a womans' nipple most commonly known as the areola.

Man...that girls' breasts are huge; and I'll bet she has some nice big patches too!

by stove_mouse December 8, 2010