Parched

Very thirsty

I am a little parched, could I have something to drink.

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Patchell

Greek; a word meaning champion.

You are Patchell congradulations!

by EPoe December 28, 2010

patchesgnf

patchesgnf, the most amazing person. Has an amazing editing style, best humor and is just the best 🤣‼️

oh my god is that patchesgnf?? i heard she's amazing!!

by msaeps July 7, 2021

High pitched sarcastic insult

Native to North London, it usually shows how someone lacks the ability to do something. It can also be used to purposely indicate that you are stronger than someone.

Matt: "Hey John I'm sick at football."
John: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're sick at football."

Tom: "I can quickscope better than you."
Joe: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're better than me."

by guileM16A4 March 1, 2014

Lucky Patcher

a android app that lets you buy in app purcheses in a game or app in case that your fucking poor or dont want to use money. little kids will call it hacking

dude i just got 1000000000000000 coins in this game

person 2: dosent that cost about $500

no i used lucky patcher

by Julia_URBAN February 21, 2021

Suede Patches

Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.

“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."

by SBoss2 January 29, 2009

Petched

When something was working fine but now it isn't thanks to you

"Aw mate, I was just onsite installing a NAS but I accidentally petched their switch and now everything is offline."

by shwosty June 9, 2020