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by Anonymous February 23, 2003
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Pessimist

A person who, if they refrain from suicide, will one day be happy.
A: It's freezing. My heater's broken, and it's ten below zero. I cut my arm on a rusty fence, and my idiot neighbour pissed on my house today. I hate this goddamn planet!

B: Hey, you like apple pie?

A: Shut the...well yeah I actually I do.

B: Great, let's go. No, put your wallet down; I've got it covered.
by Ralph January 13, 2005
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pessimistic

Pronounced (peZZimistic). Notice the starting is pronounced like the candy dispensers called 'Pez'. Most people pronounce this word wrong.

It is the opposite of optimistic. Pessimistic is defined as expecting the worst in this worst of all possible worlds.

Another way to spell pessimistic is pezzimistic.
She is pezzimistic because she always believes she will lose at Minesweeper Flags.
by AAD July 24, 2005
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pessimist

Descriptive Noun. Second part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts.
A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
Janey the Pessimist says, "I'm pretty sure that the gunmakers won't have to worry about liability, because they have bought enough public figures to ensure that it is so."
by seeker6079 October 27, 2005
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Pessifist

A person who believes in pacifism but doesn't really think it will work.
Steve was going to go to the peace march but didn't because he's really a pessifist at heart
by bassislife July 25, 2011
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Passimist

One who is engages in passimism. Passimists hate on things from the past regardless of the subject's actual quality. Someone who is a passimist may also be referred to as "passimistic".
I'm a passimist and therefore I must say that hair metal sucked, regardless of all the evidence to the contrary.
by flashadams May 24, 2010
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Passionista

A woman who pursues her passion(s) as a career with a thirst for continuous growth and a desire to serve others.

A female entrepreneur who courageously seeks happiness above all else while making the world a better place.

A woman with big ambition and a success mindset who pursues happiness and serves others by turning her passion(s) into a paycheck.
Living as a passionista goes deeper than just having a career or going to work everyday, passionistas allow their dreams to set their souls on fire and they use this to fuel their daily living.
by tightsandrights December 18, 2016
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