Fecal-Particulate-Olfactory-Simulation

Fecal Particulate Olfactory Simulation, or FPOS, is the process through which one is able to experience a fart.

I was on an escalator and was downwind of someone letting one rip.. it was the worst FPOS ever... I couldn't escape it.

by Yokes April 7, 2005

The Megumi Partical

The Megumi Partical is the theory in which a person (usually a male) believes becoming romantically obsessed with another person (usually a female) in an unhealthy manor will heighten his chances with her. In most cases, the female is unaware of the obsession the male has over her. The symptoms of the Megumi Partical usually include but are not limited to the following:
•Loss of sleep over thinking about her
• Writing poems and letters, then not giving them to her
•Stalking her on social media
•Learning everything you possibly can about her
•Etc.
In all recorded cases of The Megumi Partical, the male has been unsuccessful in his attempts to woo the female.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't stop thinking about *insert name here*

Guy 2: Tell her how you feel man.

Guy 1: Nah, I can't, I'll just stalk her on Facebook and write her poems and have pictures of her on my phone.

Guy 2: Dude, this is a serious case of The Megumi Partical. We need to get you help.

by DefinitelyNotAPedo October 15, 2014

nowhere in particular

phrase derived from author James Howard Kunstler's influential work 'The Geography Of Nowhere' which, like similar tomes with a social conscience (e.g., 'Fast Food Nation', 'Bowling Alone', et al), challenged Americans to reassess the plight of their urban/suburban landscapes, especially since the end of World War Two. What Kunstler found was a terrain blighted by shopping and strip malls, fast food restaurants, twelve lane super highways, shoddily constructed business and residential developments or what he referred to as 'cartoon architecture'.

Bill : say Tom, where are you living these days ?
Tom : oh, out on 197th Mile Rd. in Paradise County, just east of the Rolling Meadows gated community, adjacent to a Chuckie Cheese's and Major Magic's Pizza Revue, in between the 467th and 468th exit and on ramps to the eighteen lane Interstate, right behind the Wonderland strip mall, right next to a nature band-aid consisting of wood chips and one-foot tall shrubs.
Bill : Wow. In other words, nowhere in particular.
Tom : That's right ! Ain't this country great !

by Virgin Suicides July 13, 2017

Partain

A Badass who owns the room when he walks , Normally making other people stop what they are doing and direct their attention to him/Her

Holy Shit did you see the way that Partain walked in and took control of them hoes

by whamsterelite December 5, 2020

Sexy Partial

1. For sluts who you don't trust with a real dick pic
2. A picture that exposes a small area of the private parts to illicit further interest without complete compromise

Dude she's so fucking sketchy, the only thing she's getting from me on snapchat is a sexy partial.

Omg, I got so wet thinking about what his dick looks like after he sent me a sexy partial.

by Townhouse 11 July 27, 2013

unity's particle system

the thing that will save the universe from orange juice

The world is ending! We need something to save us!
Get unity's particle system
Yes you are correct get it

by polynub May 28, 2020

Partha

Such an awesome man, he has an awesome package, he will make u laugh till u fall, he is super loyal, he is liked by everyone, he is just simply awesome.

I was at a red light but Partha in the next car just drives in his zonda.

by bjhvklhfcljhgkjk December 15, 2017