Kick a short person day

Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. It’s on may 6th

It’s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*

by Wake up child April 30, 2022

National kick a cis person day

A day in which a trans or non binary person may kick a cis person in the shins

Date is: June 1st

Hey River! Let’s go celebrate National Kick a Cis Person Day!

by Bruhletmesayyuh April 29, 2022

Talk in Third Person Day

An internet holiday on every third of March. You refer to yourself in the third person.

Say your name was John.

"John ate dinner."

"John went to the doctor."

"John is celebrating Talk in Third Person Day."

by bhavik15 November 4, 2009

Talk in Third Person Day

A common occurrence on Facebook status updates.

Facebook examples of "Talk in Third Person Day":

George feels sleepy.

George is contemplating the meaning of life.

by skywalker89 March 3, 2010

National drag a broken short person day

On October 22, you can drag any previously thrown "person" (under 5'4") on the ground for up to 15 yards (see National throw a short person day) without permission

Oh boy! It's October 22, National drag a broken short person day, let's grab William and curb-stomp him!

by not not not benjamin September 26, 2022

National Kick An Aggressive Person Day

The day where you can kick anyone who is aggressive.

Hey its national kick an aggressive person day let's kick him

by EDON_MY_C0C October 16, 2019

National kiss your favorite person day

You kiss your favorite person in the world day

Let’s join national kiss your favorite person day

by Pppppljgfvjg January 23, 2021