Parsnip dick

A parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy at the base of the penis and goes extremely thinner towards the helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 - 6 inches and struggle to maintain an erection for the entire performance.

And parsnip dicks will feel inferior to guys with big helmets.

Omg Lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!!!

No way?? He doesnt look like he’d be packing one of those!

by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022

Wild Parsnip

Someone who is INSANELY wild in bed

Damn that girl was a wild parsnip last night! Could barely handle it.

by Bigfatbaddie May 4, 2020

The Dirty Parsnip

When your feeling that special feeling and need the ancient release but the only sex aides available are the ingredients for your Sunday roast. So you post a parsnip up your brown eye (vegetable oil optional) and shag the life out of your Tesco uncooked chicken. Whilst your knob is wrapped in bacon like an extra salty pig in blanket.

Oh Doreen you wouldn’t believe that I caught Alan doing the dirty parsnip on Saturday after I went to bed.

I don’t know why you put up with it Glenda?

Well I quite like the extra salty chicken stock to make my Sunday roast gravy with……

by Dirty Roger the Cabin Boy November 10, 2022

parsnip

a gendernuetral term for aunt or uncle

"hi dad! when are we going to visit parsnip alex?" "we'll visit them this weekend, son"

"dad? what gender is parsnip alex?" "they're a cacti sweetie"

by a genderless bumblebee November 11, 2020

parsnipity

1a : fussy about small details

b : having the characteristics of a snob
2 : requiring great precision

The baseball pitcher was being parsnipity; when he moved his hat down just slightly.

by severelyakward April 29, 2019

ParsnipHead

A person with a big head, extremely funny and normally has bumbfluff

You are a parsniphead

by Robbie W May 4, 2006

Parsnip pusher

One pushing a parsnip into the backdoor entrance.
Inferring homosexuality.
A joke aimed towards men.

...
"You're a parsnip pusher."
"Parsnip pusher."

"Sorry, I could not find synonyms for 'parsnip pusher'."

by Hengarrrr January 9, 2013