Patchy

The name given to someone who has a really patchy fake tan.

Person A: Aye patchy, nice tan!

Person B: C’mon it isn’t that bad!

by Itoldyouso May 22, 2021

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Parched

1. Exceedingly eager to get something (especially play)

2. Extremely Desperate

(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."

(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"

(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"

by TrueDemagogue July 30, 2011

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Parcheesi first entered the slang as a reference to sex as a result of a scene in the 1964 Aubrey Hepburn film, Paris When It Sizzles.

The two main characters (Rick and Gaby) are discussing a scene when two people start kissing and "...". Gaby mentions that she doesn't know why writers do that, because everyone knows what the couple is actually doing, but Rick the writer replies that she has a dirty mind, and in all reality, the couple in question was just playing a game of Parcheesi.

Since that point, Parcheesi has been a widely used, if not somewhat subversive reference to sex. Many refute that the film started the reference at all, instead pointing to the sexual undertones of the game itself, but this is unlikely.

Why don't you come over for a nice long game of Parcheesi? -- bow chicka wow wow!

by LJOY January 3, 2010

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herd of pachyderms

A group of 3-8 fat women, who travel together on social outings for protection and moral support. They are known to frequent Ladies Night and all-you-can-eat buffets.

I came to the bar to find some hot action, not get trampled by a herd of pachyderms.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 12, 2019

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