freaky paragraphs

Freaky paragraphs is when you ask your bf/gf write sexy shit to you about what they want to do to you

Babe I want a freaky paragraphs

by Dark side August 9, 2017

pee paragraphs

Point, evidence, explanation, repeat. The bane of every British student alive. They are there to complicate every poem, book and script ever created by making you imagine what the writer didn't mean by using a word.

PEE Paragraphs ... The writer described the curtains as "blue" because it has connotations of life and water. NO THE WRITER DESCRIBED THE CURTAINS AS BLUE BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING BLUE

by Language of the people August 2, 2016

paragraph

a mexican midget

u see that mexican midget hes a paragraph cause hes not quite an essay

by unclecraker February 12, 2004

Paragraph Attack

Use of a large paragraph of text or words to confuse someone whilst evading the original topic of conversation.Mainly used on internet forums , often involving one or many subject changes and commonly referred to as a "Smoke Screen".A good retort against a "Paragraph Attack" is "Beep Beep Reversing"

This guy was completely BS'ing and when confronted he just hit me with a "Paragraph Attack"

by The BS Slayer March 11, 2009

paragraphics

How print designers design websites. Instead of using standard text, they make their paragraphs using large graphics where they can control everything about the type.

Reuben uses paragraphics because he doesn't understand web design.

by jamjam1 June 1, 2009

Paragraph texter

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.

If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses

Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.

"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"

by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016

paragrapho

Typo for paragraphs

Example: the one that I apqqoi sallal qoiaua sieowp owouwi omti is the impostor that woqoqp. I know that woqoqp eidelwl qoppa aial. I don’t know what to say woqoqowowooq aowosksk akaio.
Sorry, paragrapho.

by mtyuaduauduve3845 January 7, 2021