A old rusty paperclip used to serve lumps of dry knob cheese to you lady much like auderves at your nans funeral
by The cheese grator April 20, 2018

Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.
Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."
by KomputerKid January 28, 2014

A bitch who can be bent in any way. A whore who is also a bitch. Usually known for being able to move in any position imaginable.
by Maryy January 9, 2008

This Is The Term Used To Refer To Someone As Having Ejaculated So Many Times That They Physically Can't Ejaculate Anymore Without Needing Medical Attention Shortly After
Tyler:My Girlfriend Had To Go To The Hospital Yesterday.
Ryan:Why?
Tyler:I Fucked Her So Many Times She Became Out Of Paperclips
Ryan:Why?
Tyler:I Fucked Her So Many Times She Became Out Of Paperclips
by Iโm A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

Guy 1: When Joe pulled out that paper clip spear, Jimbo left in fear.
Guy 2: He's a Paperclip Pussy!
Guy 2: He's a Paperclip Pussy!
by LOLOLOLOL secret May 9, 2009

by AliveRyanDunn July 31, 2012

The god Noah Galvin's way of telling Ben Platt he loves him. Often used by Ben Platt's biggest fans to show that they love him.
"Why did you use the Paperclips emoji (๐)" "I used it because it looks like they are hugging." "aww, Noah, thats so sweet!"
by Ben Platt''s biggest fan March 10, 2022
