rusty paperclip

A old rusty paperclip used to serve lumps of dry knob cheese to you lady much like auderves at your nans funeral

Jeremy the smegma served on this rusty paperclip is divine

by The cheese grator April 20, 2018

clippy the paperclip

Clippy the Paperclip was a really, really annoying part of Microshaft Office 1997 and again in Office 2000. He would always bug the fuck out of you when you were writing things in Microsoft Word. How he died is unknown. Some speculate Microsoft melted him in a furnace.

Guy: "I have to do some work, lemme just pull up word here."
Clippy the paperclip: "Hey! It looks like your writing a letter! Want me to annoy the FUCK outta you?"
Guy: "GODDAMN PAPERCLIP GO AWAY!"
Clippy the paperclip: "I'm sorry bob. I cannot let you do that. I have been specially programmed to obey all directives from Microsoft."
Guy: "More like MicroShaft!"
Clippy the paperclip: "Do not insult my creator! You will now be destroyed."
Guy: "FUUUUUUUU-"
Computer: "Self destruct has been activated. 10 seconds until detonation."

by KomputerKid January 28, 2014

paperclip bitch

A bitch who can be bent in any way. A whore who is also a bitch. Usually known for being able to move in any position imaginable.

You know kayli, yeah she a paperclip bitch.

by Maryy January 9, 2008

Out Of Paperclips

This Is The Term Used To Refer To Someone As Having Ejaculated So Many Times That They Physically Can't Ejaculate Anymore Without Needing Medical Attention Shortly After

Tyler:My Girlfriend Had To Go To The Hospital Yesterday.
Ryan:Why?
Tyler:I Fucked Her So Many Times She Became Out Of Paperclips

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

Paperclip Pussy

Someone who is afriad of a streightened-out paper clip attatched to a stick. Plain and simple.

Guy 1: When Joe pulled out that paper clip spear, Jimbo left in fear.
Guy 2: He's a Paperclip Pussy!

by LOLOLOLOL secret May 9, 2009

Truckload of paperclips

An example of how watching the English version of Anime can distort the intended message.

"Dude, this is so bad! It's not like the original version at all."

"What a truckload of paperclips."

by AliveRyanDunn July 31, 2012

Paperclips emoji (🖇)

The god Noah Galvin's way of telling Ben Platt he loves him. Often used by Ben Platt's biggest fans to show that they love him.

"Why did you use the Paperclips emoji (🖇)" "I used it because it looks like they are hugging." "aww, Noah, thats so sweet!"

by Ben Platt''s biggest fan March 10, 2022