paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.

Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.

by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021

Pantong

A contemptuous term aimed at an unwanted person or peoples that are acting in a dumb, brainless, or generally unintelligent way. This word can also be used as a universal racial slur, although originally intended for use towards Asians. (Derived from the word "Pontoon", referring to the frequent use of boats for the transportation of immigrants)

"Kim, that fucking pantong, ruined the carpet with his kimchi!"

by Wobbly_Lobster February 27, 2023

pansonist

a member of the religion pansonism Usually a large person of little intellect. Their belief is that they are only alive for grease.

#1Man being a pansonist saved my life i would have probably killed myself if i hadnt joined. All hail el panson.
#2This band of pansonists is great love the music. Whats their name? Avenged Pansonflap. Their album hail to el panson is just amazing, the greasy lyrics, i just love them!

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

pantomine

A landmine or improvised incendiary device disguised as a children's theatrical production which is used to target child soldiers and B-list celebrities.

Queen: Where are your legs, young man?

Soldier: I stumbled across a production of Peter Pan in Kandahar and didn't realise it was a pantomine until I noticed my own feet disappearing over the horizon.

Queen: I'm rich.

by yinyangman February 5, 2010

Paytoning

When someone deletes repeatedly on discord. Twitch Streamers frequently deletes stiff said in their discords to prevent a swarm of pings.

Person 1: Hey, did you talk to *Insert Tag* on discord?

Person 2: I did but they Paytoned everything. Deleting all of our conversation.
Person 1: Bro I hate Paytoning, I’d like to brag about talking to famous people.

by TheGrimReaper78 April 19, 2021

pantomime

a wicked good song by the rock group Incubus, which poetically speaks of fantasies and showing emotion with gestures! yay!

"in my fantasy/you look good intwined/in my hair and skin and spit and sweat and spilled red wine"

by me June 16, 2004

Paytonism

A religion for guys who date girls for two weeks then break up with them. Then he tries to date their best friends.

"Omg Josh just broke up with me, we have only been dating for two weeks!"
"Well duh! His religion is Paytonism!"

by tacosaf April 9, 2015