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Panking

The act of having a wank whilst on the shitter
Person 1: "Bhuttae, stop panking!!!"
Bhuttae: "Mate im having a DANGER pank!!!
by Fatkins Diet February 16, 2010
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Pancaking

The act of running towards someone smaller than you, thrusting your full body weight onto them, and causing them to be lying flat on the ground with you laying flat on top of them after impact. Your bodies create the illusion of a short stack.
"Dude, did you see what she did to Evan?"
"Yeah, she totally pancaked him. He's still just laying there on the floor. Do you think he'll be alright?"
"I don't know. That pancaking was pretty hard core."
"Yeah it was."
by the master commander April 25, 2013
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Pancaking

The act of covering up the previous night's makeup with more makeup, instead of reapplying fresh makeup in the morning.
Kelsey was seriously pancaking at this morning's staff meeting.
by crotchhands April 25, 2010
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panking

Having a wank in a public place.
"Say Stephanie, i think i may go for a little pank in the park tonight"
"Hmmm sounds good, just make sure you don't get caught Fiona"
"No worries pal, I always burry myself in the bush when i'm panking"
by Dundonian Home Slice August 1, 2008
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Pancaking

In the squirrels community, pancaking is a type of physical form of relaxation. It's when a squirrel is so relaxed that it will lay down on it's stomach with it's back legs flat out and just lay there all content. It's called pancaking because of the way they seem to become as flat as a pancake during this activity.
"It's so cute how Hermione loves to pancake on top of my head!"

"Look at that group of pancaking squirrels on the rock over there!"

"Ginny was all pancaked out last night on top of her cage before bed! She was so sleepy!"
by Skayda July 17, 2014
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Packaging Hymen

The seal around the opening of an unopened container that lets you know that no one has been in there yet.
This mayonaise hasn't been tampered with, the packaging hymen is still intact
by Agit8r February 26, 2010
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packaging

when u fuck a girl so hard ur nuts go into her pussy along with ur dick.
by dave January 24, 2005
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