Pittsburgh Panini

The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.

Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!

by SwellStuff December 03, 2019

Panini Press

To shit on the edge of a toilet and press it down with the seat.

Bro, waffle stomping is for nerds, Panini Pressing is how you assert dominance in a public bathroom.

by Poopman69420 March 16, 2019

Nutella Panini

Heated sandwich thins freshly spread with Nutella.

Only the best snack ever made, the nutella panini

by Mr. Vanden Purple November 06, 2010

Meanie Panini

A traitor who will always leave you without asking

Cameron left us in the classroom, he is sucha meanie panini!!

by RainbowRyan July 06, 2018

punani panini

When two slices of buttered bread (toasts preferably) are placed between a woman's vagina as you perform cunnilingus.

Used in medieval times to make the bitter taste of punani more enjoyable.

Many woman prefer if the sliced bread is eaten after the act is performed.

Part of a nutritious breakfast.

When Alessia came over last night, I gave her a punani panini.

Sabrina loves a good punani panini.

Mom, can you get some sliced bread, i need some for my punani panini.

by olives8244 November 14, 2018

clean panini

The clean-shaven vagina exhibited by strippers and exotic dancers at strip clubs, and lacking the large protruding labia of older, more wornout women. The panini is often enhanced by carefully-groomed pubic-hair "grill-lines" (e.g. the Brazilian). Technically, the clean panini is the antonym of the "roast beef sandwich."

Did you see that stripper's clean panini? She didn't have any lunchmeat hanging out.

by Spook5129 August 04, 2009

Panini press

To sandwich oneself under an electric blanket with a weighted blanket on top of the electric blanket.

Its so rainy and cold that I am going to stay home and just panini press myself.

by Kelleycarnesofga October 04, 2021