pindering

a creepy and sleazy way to pick up a girl, often underaged, and usually assisted by a roofie.

diamond dan was pindering those twelve year olds at chuck 'e cheese last night.

by aar aaron June 26, 2008

Pondering Monkey

1. noun, A monkey which ponders.
2. proper noun, title character from the popular webcomic The Pondering Monkey by Joe Francis.

1. Look at that pondering monkey, I wonder what he's thinking.
2. Have you read today's Pondering Monkey, it is very amusing.

by Matty N March 30, 2004

Generation Pandering

Commercials aimed at specific generations based on iconic images.

Ok I just saw MCGruff the crime dog in a Geico Commercial. This generation pandering is hilarious.

by LadyBookworm80 March 13, 2018

Pondering Panda

Some one who his often in deep thought yet cool and cute like a panda

Jordan :"why does he look like that?"
Foster:"that is cause he's thinking, he a pondering panda"
Jordan"Oh that is why he all so cute"

by Pondering Panda June 11, 2018

pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009

panda pandaing

having sex; fucking; making love; getting your "groove on";

Girl 1: I hit my head on the wall so there wasn't any panda pandaing last night.

Girl 2: Lame.

by zenmechanic March 17, 2009

Pannoying

Graceful; content. A word of Polynesian descent. A word to describe those who you can't really describe, so elegant in his or her stride the only word able to describe that person is, pannoying.

Guy: God, your so annoying
Girlfriend: Did you just call me annoying?
Guy: No I said pannoying which is a complement
Girlfriend: I love you.

by Jake145 November 4, 2014