Jerry Anderson

The weird band director of McDowell who walks around with his MacBook and says “Hi” to everyone he knows. You know when he’s coming because you’ll see a tall, bald guy with glasses who walks weirdly. If you see him, you should run because you know he’ll say something to you if you walk by him. Jerry can be funny, but also serious sometimes.

A: “Has anyone seen Jerry at all?”
*Jerry starts to make his way upstairs*
B: “HES ABOUT TO GO UPSTAIRS. RUN BEFORE JERRY ANDERSON SEES US.”

by jr_sxmnt December 20, 2019

luke patterson

a character on the hit Netflix series, Julie and the Phantoms - tell your friends! he is a precious ball of fluff with really really great arms. he has an addicting smile and occasionally sports a beanie atop his Troy Bolton-esque hair. not only is he great personality, he can sing too! as well as rock out on either his six string or his iconic electric guitar with his best buds, reggie and alex. oh also, he's like literally dead. he's a ghost, like straight up he died in '95 after eating a tainted hot dog. although the hot dog tried, nothing could dim the sparkle and overall shine of luke patterson!

did you know luke patterson and alex dated in the 90's?
wow, that guitar solo done by luke patterson in EPISODE 7 hits different!

by dykasaurus December 13, 2020

finlay anderson

massive penis extremely hot and pumps matt robertsons girlfriend

jeez bet his names Finlay Anderson he's shaggin jane emma and lauren at the same time!

by Fandyandi October 1, 2019

Anderson .Paak

An incredibly slept-on and underrated rapper, singer, and RnB icon. His recent single 'Bubblin' has since turned heads, finally giving him some credibility. He has slowly evolved from RnB to more mainstream Hip-Hop, giving off a strong Kendrick Lamar vibe.

Usually stylized as Paak.

Friend 1: Yo, you catch that Anderson .Paak concert last night?
Friend 2: Sure as hell did, it was fucking dope!

by username13245678 August 15, 2018

Dick pandering

A woman or man who agrees with anything a man says just to feel accepted or wanted. A person who will double cross you for some dick. A thirsty individual who uses social media to look for dick.

Some women join social media groups just to start dick pandering

by Danidiva78 January 6, 2017

Pamela Anderson

Tommy Lee's sperm bank

oh god, tommy. you just busted in me. heres 20$

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Brandon Sanderson

Brandon Sanderson is a fiction and fantasy author who became well known for finishing the Wheel of Time series after the author Robert Jordan's death in 2007.

He is, however, a more than competent writer in his own right, penning gripping stories with complex plots, world building, and fascinating magic systems.

"He's coming to Seattle for a book signing!!"
"Who is?"
"Brandon Sanderson, of course! Who else would I be this excited about?"

by diggorydiue November 24, 2013