pakkotoisto

Pakkotoisto.com is Finland's biggest and most popular discussion board about weightlifting and bodybuilding. Founded in 2002 by Mike and Tomi, Pakkotoisto has rapidly gained much of publicity and a huge amount of users. Moderating has always been very strict in Pakkotoisto and that's one of the many reasons why it has become so popular.

I asked for juice in Pakkotoisto.com and all I got was this lousy kick-ban.

by Tomi April 14, 2004

paleontologist

Scientist who studies ancient fossils, specifically those of dinosaurs and concurrently living creatures. Similar to an archaeologist.

Many inaccuracies in the film "Jurassic Park" could have been solved using the knowledge of the world's top paleontologists.

by Garett Thomas October 5, 2006

Paleo Penis

When one that is on the paleo diet takes the next step to be a true caveman - he quits internet porn and refrains from fapping. The Paleo Penis will then be born. The paleo penis is different from the normal no fap penis as it is wiser and more natural. This was the penis of our ancestors and those before them. The penis the way it was meant to be.

Paleo-Man - "I have all this energy from the extra testosterone I'm not wasting on fapping. Time for more gains."
Paleo Penis - "I'm up for anything."

by Jew Aladdin March 6, 2014

paleo-fecalpheliac

someone who is straight up into Dino poo. the paleo-fecalpheliac fantasizes about dinosaurs and various other prehistoric creatures dropping a load of prehistoric feces directly onto their face, chest, and body. the paleo-fecalpheliac is different from your standard fecalpheliac in that, rather than scoping out the scene above ground, they must venture deep below the earths surface for the feces they desire. paleontology is a common career path of the paleo-fecalpheliac, where they and their peers can be known to spend entire lifetimes uncovering the sweet poo that lay dormant deep in the soil of our plant Earth. paleo-fecalpheliacs' interest in prehistoric feces is harmless to the average homosapien because the feces of the living is too fresh, soft, potent, and recent to be considered of any value to the paleo-fecalpheliac.

paleontologist1: "these bones are incredible, but this poo... mmmmmm."
paleontologist2: "haha looks like someone is a closet paleo-fecalpheliac"
paleontologist1: "shuttt up!!!"
paleontologist2" "ohh chill out, we're all here for the poo, don't worry ;)"

by dinopoo4ever December 3, 2013

Pakora sauce

When engaging in unprotected sex with your lover while she is menstruating, the aftermath of mixed menstrual fluid/semen is known as "pakora sauce" due to it's uncanny resemblance to the tasty Indian accompaniment.

When she got out of bed, the pakora sauce was running down her legs

by Jambolobo March 12, 2011

Paleobestiality

Affinity to sexual relations with creatures long since extinct.

I was initially turned on to paleobestiality by a steamy encounter with my pet velociraptor.

by The Archeologists of Young November 7, 2009

Paleocord

The greatest paleontology discord server ever to exist, renowned for its professional atmosphere and mature userbase.

"I can't wait to log on to Paleocord today! I almost missed the hourly tradition of spamming "cum" in the general channels!"

"Have you heard of the new Paleocord Documentary scheduled for release next decade? I'm so excited to see Ammonite Dicks on the big screen!"

by Regular Waterfowl December 16, 2020