That porn star always has a penis in her mouth. You could say she's an oral palentologist with how many "bones" she's found in there
by KGardo December 6, 2009
Get the oral palentologist mug.Palintologist: Like Sarah, a person who finds a belief in creationism is a complete and proper substitute for science.
Sarah, as a renowned Palintologist, is clear that humans did not evolve from dinosaurs, or any other pet species. Noah simply didn't have room for the dinosaurs on the boat, so he buried his pet dinosaurs for later generations to find and wonder why the heck they didn't survive with him. And if Moses hadn't dropped and broke the second slate of Commandments, we would have seen that the real 11th Commandment was "Thou shalt bury all your pet dinosaurs because they won't fit on Noah's boat." This will all be fully explained in her next Palintologist psuedo science book, which should not be burned.
by benighse November 20, 2009
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A palintologist is a scientist who investigates dumb politicians. Those who run for office, however, believe that they are the front and center of the world. They think that without any book learning and experience, they have God's blessing of a talented tongue and a winking eye. Unlike President W, who told graduates at Yale "if you have all C-s, you too can be President of the United States." She/he has told any thousands who listen that he/she has better backing.
If Sarah would take the l out of Palin, she would find that she is a pain, who make us shutter whenever we hear her annoying voice. She thinks she is God's gift to billions of people on planet earth. Any palintologist would come up with the true facts and statistics, which should send her back to the igloo protected by a moose. In the igloo she suffers from a frosty gangrene and terrible pain. She finds in her prison of ice what the panels demand of her. She shutters.
by Ivy League 82 November 17, 2009
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John: Yes, I'm very much into my Pintology. Pint orrr?
John: Yes, I'm very much into my Pintology. Pint orrr?
by the durs April 2, 2015
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Dude2: Remember Dan Quayle quotes? Dude what do I look like a Palintologist?
Dude2: Remember Dan Quayle quotes? Dude what do I look like a Palintologist?
by Blind Assassin July 7, 2009
Get the Palintologist mug.1. The act or mindset of being a patient, an experiment, or a victim.
2. The belief that justice and karma are served in the end. Those destined to succeed will do so with patience. Positive people have a positive fate.
3. A theology similar to fatalism, in which all things are more or less predetermined, but we are free to change the path we are on. A religion in which worry is futile. Draws philisophical elements from several sources, most notably Murphy's Law, Roman Catholicism, Fatalism, Transcendentalism, and the Clockwork Theory.
2. The belief that justice and karma are served in the end. Those destined to succeed will do so with patience. Positive people have a positive fate.
3. A theology similar to fatalism, in which all things are more or less predetermined, but we are free to change the path we are on. A religion in which worry is futile. Draws philisophical elements from several sources, most notably Murphy's Law, Roman Catholicism, Fatalism, Transcendentalism, and the Clockwork Theory.
by Conceited As Hell July 21, 2003
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Yeah, I heard they were discovered by a leading Palintologist!
Yeah, I heard they were discovered by a leading Palintologist!
by Meeore November 1, 2008
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