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Paleosexual

An outdoorsman who has sexual relationships with dinosaurs
Oh that t-Rex is a sexy beast, I must be a paleosexual
by Dinobanger69 June 10, 2022
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Paleshitians

Denizens of a fake terrorist country who are depicted by their overlords the terrorist group Hamas who run the Gaza strip to be poor, suffering all because of Israel, and in need of "help" and "aid" by the global far left movement of "palesites", but in reality have no one to blame but themselves for their current plight as it was them who voted to elect Hamas into power to represent them despite the fact that Hamas's founding charter says they aim to commit genocide against Jewish people and destroy the state of Israel. This means that hypocritically, while Paleshitians and their Paleshite advocates cry and wail about supposed "genocide" being committed against them by Israel, they elected a terrorist group that openly and loudly proclaims ACTUAL genocide in their founding documents.
A - Hey, i want to know more about Israel v Palestine, can you get me up to speed?
B - Sure, what you have to understand is the Paleshitians, the people who live their lie about everything.
A - Really? What do they lie about?
B - Well, they lie about being victims of "genocide" while their terrorist overlords Hamas commits actual genocide against Jewish citizens of Israel, they lie about being their fake country being occupied by Israel who built their country on supposedly "stolen Arab land" despite having stolen the land from hebrews (jewish people) thousands of years ago snd occupying it under the Ottomans for hundreds of years. They lie about foreign aid being given to feed them but in reality they willingly starve and allow Hamas to steal aid packages and food shipments from them to feed terrorist fighters and launder donations to fund their founder's lavish lifestyle in Qatar.

B - Wow, these Paleshitians are truly scum.
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks January 20, 2024
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PaleoSteno

A quiet, yet energetic FISH. If you ask the FISH about it, the FISH might exclaim back with, "I AM A DOLPHIN!!" or "I AM A FISH!!".

We all know PaleoSteno is a humble FISH.

Every person that PaleoStone interacts with has a tendency to buy a fish afterwards, in honor of PaleoSteno, so that they would never forget the memory of meeting a FISH.

You would be lucky to ever meet PaleoSteno, the FISH.
*At the store

Friend 1: 'Yo wassup bro, ever heard of PaleoSteno?"

Friend 2: "Uhhh ye, that's why I'm here getting a fish...really cool to meet this PaleoSteno"

Friend 1: "I know right!? It's crazy how PaleoSteno can be so nice and humble too."

Friend 3: "I take it you guys met PaleoSteno?"

Friend 1 & 2: "Yup, which fish should we get?"
by SkaZey February 23, 2024
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PaleoSteno

A quiet, yet energetic FISH. If you ask the FISH about it, the FISH might exclaim back with, "I AM A DOLPHIN!!" or "I AM A FISH!!".

We all know PaleoSteno is a humble FISH.

Every person that PaleoStone interacts with has a tendency to buy a fish afterwards, in honor of PaleoSteno, so that they would never forget the memory of meeting a FISH.

You would be lucky to ever meet PaleoSteno, the FISH.
*At the store

Friend 1: 'Yo wassup bro, ever heard of PaleoSteno?"

Friend 2: "Uhhh ye, that's why I'm here getting a fish...really cool to meet this PaleoSteno"

Friend 1: "I know right!? It's crazy how PaleoSteno can be so nice and humble too."

Friend 3: "I take it you guys met PaleoSteno?"

Friend 1 & 2: "Yup, which fish should we get?"
by SkaZey February 23, 2024
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paleshit

A group that uses violence to get there way by harming innocent women and children all while pretending to be victims.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see the news?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: Paleshit just attacked a bunch of women and children at a festival. They kidnapped people!
Guy 2: Damn Paleshit!
by Rusty Carrot April 21, 2024
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Paleotheism

Paleotheism is the spiritual or metaphysical belief that affirms that God or the gods are frequencies—vibrational or informational patterns—that exist within and outside of space-time. For its adherents, these frequencies are eternal, omnipresent, and constitute the basis of the universe and what lies beyond it.
Example: In paleotheism, divinity is not seen as a person, but as a primordial frequency that sustains all reality.

Modern doctrine that interprets reality as the result of the interaction of primordial divine frequencies, from which matter, space, time, and all forms of existence arise.
Example: According to sykhnotheism, the Big Bang would only be a phase shift in an eternal frequency, not the absolute beginning.

Term used by groups or individuals who see spirituality as a process of tuning into these fundamental frequencies, often through meditative, sound, or vibrational practices.
Paleotheism (also called Sykhnotheism or Frequency Theism) is the belief that the divine—whether God or multiple gods—is not a physical or spiritual being, but rather a set of eternal frequencies, fundamental vibrations that exist within and outside of space-time.

For the paleotheist, these frequencies are in everything, here and now, and are the basis of the universe, matter, the laws of physics, and even what exists beyond the cosmos itself. They are seen as primordial patterns that have always existed and will always exist.

Paleotheism understands spirituality as a way of tuning into these divine frequencies, whether through meditation, sounds, music, introspection, or intuitive perception of the "vibration" of reality.
by AbzuInExile January 24, 2026
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Paleoscience

An area of study within metascience that examines the structures, origins, and historical development of science—including primitive sciences, protosciences, and the early forms of knowledge-seeking that preceded modern scientific institutions. Paleoscience asks what came before: how ancient peoples observed nature, how pre-modern cultures systematized knowledge, how protoscientific practices evolved into what we now recognize as science. It studies not just the history of scientific ideas but the history of scientific structures—the institutions, practices, and social arrangements that made science possible. Paleoscience reveals that science has a deep past, that what we call science today emerged from earlier ways of knowing, and that understanding those origins illuminates the nature of science itself.
Example: "Her paleoscience work reconstructed how Mesopotamian astronomers organized their observations—not just what they knew, but how they structured the very practice of knowing. That infrastructure shaped everything that came after."
by Dumu The Void March 16, 2026
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