paleotard

Extremist followers of the paleo diet who believe and actively preach to others that foods like grains, dairy, legumes and sugar are responsible for the majority of global health issues and should be avoided like the plague for optimal health, performance and longevity.

Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.

Peter: Why is Joe eating satay chicken without any rice?

Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.

by IIFIYM April 30, 2011

Paleo Diet

A generally sensible approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the Paleolithic era ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.

The Paleo Diet helped Mr Jones lose 30lbs

by Will @ BrinkZone December 30, 2014

Paleontologist

A scientist who studies fossils around the world. They study creatures' fossils like dinosaurs and fish.

Paleontologist are interesting scientists.

by lalala12271 April 30, 2008

Paleocene

Relating to the earliest epoch of the Tertiary or the corresponding system of rocks; period of great development of primitive mammals.

She's as real as"-he looked around; he picked up the tiny, wedgelike skull of Barney, a 60-million-year-old Paleocene rodent, and held it up-"as real as Barney."

by Morgan T November 10, 2006

Paleosh

A word used to describe an act of extreme stupidity that is usually followed with laughter or criticism.

1. Bro, what you just did was so paleosh.
2. Wow, you just pulled a paleosh

by SHWAGZTER February 5, 2020

paleotarian

A person who follows a paleolithic nutrition plan or eats a paleo/primal diet. Characterized by eating fresh fruits, vegetables, lean meats and rejecting gluten, grains, legumes, dairy, starchy vegetables, excessive carbohydrates and processed foods.

Suzie the vegetarian never eats bacon, but Jack the paleotarian occasionally does.

by chelbs June 7, 2011

Paleosexual Male

A TRUE outdoors man with a sense of style, fashion and relationships

The most interesting man in the world is a Paleosexual male.

by jphammr April 9, 2015