Platinum Fap

Masturbatory perfection. A masturbating experience in which everything goes perfectly, and is even heightened by an unexpected occurrence, happy accident, or just a really good day.

See also Fap.

1) "Man, the house was totally empty today, so I put some porn in the DVD player, cranked the speakers way up, and had myself a Platinum Fap."

by Scrapbook Revolution August 1, 2010

The same type of stand as star platinum

So its the same type of stand as star platinum is a jojoke that Jotaro says when DIO unleashes Za Warudo

"Behold My Stand, Aerosmith!"
"So Its the Same type of Stand As Star Platinum."

by Lanaxian October 7, 2020

platinum gay

a gay man who has never even kissed a girl and was born by Caesarean Section, thereby never having had any contact with a vagina

He was a naturally-born Platinum gay.

by fishsauce December 9, 2013

Palpatine

The single most powerful and adept force wielder of all time. Also known as Darth Sidious. As Emperor Palpatine, he ruled the Galaxy with an iron fist and murdered countless hundreds of Jedi. His complete and masterful repertoire of abilities includes every force power to date, plus extreme intellectual and tactical talent. Was the ONLY Sith to ever achieve total control of devastating space/time vortexes known as Force Storms. Darth Sidious was the last and final Sith Master, and was considered by many to be the Dark Side of the Force incarnate.

Palpatine is the single most malevolent and successful villain throughout all of fiction.

by Exor January 10, 2005

Platinum Jet

A girl who dyes her hair blonde, but still has a black bush. Her black box gives her away.

"That Lori is a platinum jet."

by Johnny A April 19, 2003

Palpatine

Palpatine is the Senate

palpatine says "i am the senate"

by LuckyTiger2116518 October 3, 2017

Platinum vibes

Top/best kind of vibe.

I’m getting ‘Platinum vibes’ from this person right now.

by Platinumgal October 7, 2019