painfulpvp

a cringy faggot with oversized glasses

I like to sing bob the builder I'm painfulpvp

by PainfulCringe September 19, 2017

The painful parrot

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them

Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.

by sirsketchalot July 16, 2017

Painfulest

When your Bibba does the worst thing to man-kind so you have make up a word

Wow,this is the most painfulest thing ever to me.

by OffcialScienctist April 8, 2018

Painfully Thick

So thick, it be causing PAIN from all the weight it put on the person.

She had said she was Painfully Thick, but what she had meant was, she had been on my 600lb Life Season 2!!!

by DNAGuy October 27, 2021

Painball

A locally derived game in southern Oregon using a pool table in an unorthodox fashion. Two gladiators pick a side of the table to defend (the two pockets at opposing ends of the table) while holding either the cue ball or 8ball (black team/white team) with one hand and try to knock the rest of the balls into the opponent's pockets using the controlling ball (or your knuckles if you're lucky enough to get them smashed between your ball and another). The game is very similar to airhocky (except for people who can't afford an airhocky table yet have a pool table they can't pawn off for something as cool as airhocky). There is no changing hands and the first person to let go of their ball (even for a second) or pockets the least balls loses.

"Wanna play some Painball?" "Fuck no."

by Know Baudie January 2, 2009

painfully straight

Someone who does not realize they are being hit on by someone of the same gender. This person may seem to be attracted to someone of their same gender because of their unintentional flirtiness. However, the straight aura exudes from them in waves.

Example 1:
Linda: Cheryl, it is obvious she was trying to get with you.
Cheryl: No she wasn't. She was just being really nice.

Linda: You know you are so painfully straight.
Example 2:
Jake: Bro, you were hardcore flirting with him.
Luke: No I wasn't. I was just making conversation.
Jake: Well it seemed might more than that. The guy was legit getting lusty eyes for you.

Example 3:
No homo.

by BlkSwn December 1, 2017

PMS ( painful memory syndrom)

painful memory syndrome : When someone does or says something that reminds you of a very painful memory causing you to have PMS (painful memory syndrome)

Don't talk about streaking...that makes me think of the time we saw those old guys naked...ugh talk about "PMS ( painful memory syndrom)"

by T-Niz October 9, 2008